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Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:48 pm

As anyone who has read OT knows, I am a fan of trough-style urinals because of their communal, team-building quality. But I'm not sure about this one. What does the gang think?

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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:52 pm

They should make the doors small so only thin people can use them. If they did that, I think the support would be greater.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:14 pm

Yeah, I don't think so.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:49 pm

Just build like the navy and have a row of toilets no stalls.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby TeeGee on Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:07 am

That person in there is squatting with their pants on... going to be a mess
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:38 am

TeeGee wrote:That person in there is squatting with their pants on... going to be a mess


That's the good thing. You can run in there and save them. It also settles disputes about "who shit on the back wall?"
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby betiko on Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:05 am

it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:24 pm

betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:17 pm

notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.



Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:33 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.



Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.


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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:33 am

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Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.



Where I work, only apprentice mechanics do that.


Huh, I guess that explains your avatar. Is that your highest?


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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby betiko on Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:38 am

notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.


no one shits in the street; but pissing in the street? hell yeah, there are some cases were you don't have the choice.
Like walking home and all the bars are closed, you are drunk and you have a lot of beer you need to evacuate... right now!... then you see an alley and no one around. What do you do in those cases you sissy canadian?

Like saxi, you always carry around one of the japanese things that you put in your pants and make pee solid?
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:05 am

notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Are you confusing Belgium and France again? In Germany, you have to pay for someone to do that on your chest and mouth. In America failed political candidates piss and shit on the internet.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:23 am

BoganGod wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
betiko wrote:it all looks very nice when it's raining outside, but i'd love to see what it looks like on a sunny day. with cars passing by and all.


In France they piss and shit in the streets, no stalls needed.

Are you confusing Belgium and France again? In Germany, you have to pay for someone to do that on your chest and mouth. In America failed political candidates piss and shit on the internet.


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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:27 pm

Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby tzor on Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:09 pm

Dukasaur wrote:And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?


NO. Every four years, the "best" our country has to offer go into hiding until the election is over.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:31 pm

I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:38 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?


Yup, him or the orange rodeo clown.

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


Great idea. I've found the fastest way to get mall security - Start an argument with yourself in a bathroom stall, use two different voices. Make sure is loud. "No I won't sux your dick, until you sux mine first"
Works a treat
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:30 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Jesus.

And you're supposed to be the best your country has to offer?


Yup, him or the orange rodeo clown.

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


Great idea. I've found the fastest way to get mall security - Start an argument with yourself in a bathroom stall, use two different voices. Make sure is loud. "No I won't sux your dick, until you sux mine first"
Works a treat


Haha! Probably works better in the Bible Belt in flyover country butt in the big cities many have found a way around the issue of who goes first and who gets what. Send me a PM and I'll tell you all about it haha just kidding. Hi There's a coded tap dance you perform in a stall and wait for an answer back in tap tones and many times the party favors already mapped out and the terms and turn order are contractually fait accompli.

Oh yeah, not that I actually know any of this but it's what I've heard anyways O:)
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:00 am

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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Woodruff on Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:53 pm

Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:33 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.


I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:46 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.


I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?


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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby Symmetry on Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:48 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.


I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?


Not really, my take on woody was that he was a bit up-tight, but a good guy and an upstanding member. Honest to a fault. Literally to a fault. It's no surprise at all to see him call out Scotty.
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Re: Glass Toilet Stalls: Good or Bad Idea?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:41 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I vote good thing so long as airports are excluded. One of my favorite things to do is pretend I'm struggling for life n death with a tremendous poo. I really get into it banging on the stall walls yelling in pain and pleading with my butthole 'please please please PLEASE open wide, please! I'm begging you Woodruff please' I start making promises to God Almighty that I will never eat chipotle again if you just guide this dookiee home, and I know butt sex is the fastest way to loosen me up but I made a deal with Jesus to get into heaven and promised..... exit only.

True, I could still have my fun in a glass bathroom stall but it's the imagination that makes it so worthwhile and fulfilling. It won't work so well if people can see me giggling and smiling while I'm hijacking anally.


It's good to know you're still so bothered by me, Phatscotty. Your angst over my intellectually besting you so often helps me to sleep at night.


I appreciate that Woodruff leaves for six months and his first post back is about Phatscotty thinking of him when he's taking a shit. Doesn't it just sum up so adequately his history on this forum?


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