Hillary Assisted into Life Support Vehicle

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:08 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Has she recovered yet?

I just checked a blog tzor has previously referenced vis a vis Israel's alleged "right to exist," according to it Hillary died three days ago -

https://conservativedailypost.com/break ... -hospital/

It also says they're now using a body double for Hillary.

Though this may sound suspiciously like the plot of the movie "Dave," it is obviously from a very reputable source. So, I'm not taking any chances and am jumping in my Cadillac Cimarron and heading straight to Gondor to signal the Horsemen of Rohan for help.

Cimarron? When did you get that?

by **riskllama** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:14 pm

just light your cimmaron on fire, that should be enough to get their attention.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:15 pm

2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Has she recovered yet?

I just checked a blog tzor has previously referenced vis a vis Israel's alleged "right to exist," according to it Hillary died three days ago -

https://conservativedailypost.com/break ... -hospital/

It also says they're now using a body double for Hillary.

Though this may sound suspiciously like the plot of the movie "Dave," it is obviously from a very reputable source. So, I'm not taking any chances and am jumping in my Cadillac Cimarron and heading straight to Gondor to signal the Horsemen of Rohan for help.

Cimarron? When did you get that?

Jealous?

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:18 pm

No but I'd like a ride. We should go on a road trip and visit Nietzsche.

Did you trade in your old car. It was in excellent condition. What was it again?

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:25 pm

I guess now that nobody cares about Obama's birth certificate, the next great quest will be for Hillary's death certificate.

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:37 pm

Well, my face is red.

A post search revealed, you have had two cars this whole time and Kept it from me.

I hope Bernie is paying attention. He is under the impression you and I are close friends just because we met at Rosewell.

by **riskllama** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:36 pm

who gives a f*ck what Bernie thinks about anything?

by **2dimes** on Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:50 pm

I don't know.

by **Serbia** on Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:24 pm

saxitoxin wrote:So, I'm not taking any chances and am jumping in my Cadillac Cimarron and heading straight to Gondor to signal the Horsemen of Rohan for help.

I'm sure this is code for "saxi is about to go on a bender again".