Denver Bronchitis beat the meows

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:52 pm

Wide left field goal to end the action-packed 4th quarter. I checked the Von Miller wikipedia page shortly after the game because a guy at work said he used to play for Buffalo, but I didn't remember any such thing. The page listed under his career achievements "Owner of Cam Newton". That's the internet in it's finest form. I think this is the year that the 13-season dominant reign of the Patriots is finally going to falter.

by **Symmetry** on Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:07 pm

There's no such thing as an actions packed quarter in American Football.

It's mostly a few seconds of play, then another team comes on, then a referee throws a handkerchief, then there's a chat between the referees, turns out someone messed up, or maybe not, cut to a replay, dude was holding on to another dude, probably out of boredom, TV commentators bring up stats about how this is the only player to be an Aquarius to have so many appearances, that NFL record is then broken down and discussed, then there's a commercial break mandated by the sponsors begging the players and fans to stop beating up women.

It's worse than cricket.

by **mandalorian2298** on Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:45 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Wide left field goal to end the action-packed 4th quarter. I checked the Von Miller wikipedia page shortly after the game because a guy at work said he used to play for Buffalo, but I didn't remember any such thing. The page listed under his career achievements "Owner of Cam Newton". That's the internet in it's finest form. I think this is the year that the 13-season dominant reign of the Patriots is finally going to falter.

...and all it took was two key injuries and one unfair supension. :roll:

Except that won't be enough :!:

When Brady returns he'll be so angry that the rest of the Pats won't dare lose another game untill he retires (in 2025.) Forget about the Angry Brady Vulgaris, from now on every time that he gets sacked he'll turn into Super Saiyan and then, after each game, Gronk will have to fuse with Bennet to be able to drag him of the field.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Sat Sep 10, 2016 5:33 pm

Symmetry wrote:There's no such thing as an actions packed quarter in American Football.

It's mostly a few seconds of play, then another team comes on, then a referee throws a handkerchief, then there's a chat between the referees, turns out someone messed up, or maybe not, cut to a replay, dude was holding on to another dude, probably out of boredom, TV commentators bring up stats about how this is the only player to be an Aquarius to have so many appearances, that NFL record is then broken down and discussed, then there's a commercial break mandated by the sponsors begging the players and fans to stop beating up women.

It's worse than cricket.