Overheard while standing in line at Tim Horton's

[Dukasaur]

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

[muy_thaiguy]

[Symmetry]

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

Top class community moderating, as always

[DoomYoshi]

Wait... what?

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee shop, named after a hokey player.

[Symmetry]

Wait... what?

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee shop, named after a hokey player.

Someone playing hookey? Is this a Ferris Buller thread?

[Serbia]

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I love it when chicks talk dirty about me.

Top class community moderating, as always

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

[Symmetry]

Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

[KoolBak]

I assume you got a pic on your phone?? And introduced yourself?? Daaaamn.....

[Serbia]

Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

[notyou2]

Serbia, stop spamming with tlhe profanities

Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that.

[warmonger1981]

I once heard a guy say

" Don't make me knock you out and suck your dick."

[tzor]

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I had to look that up ... ... That actually makes sense.

(It's a liquid lip stick ...)

[Dukasaur]

One little hottie to another: "I go to Jeffrey's and buy the Unicorn Blood. When I get all slutted out in my Unicorn Blood, I look so hot I even want to f*ck myself..."

I had to look that up ... ... That actually makes sense.

(It's a liquid lip stick ...)

Yeah, I had to google it, too, of course. It's funny. I had assumed they were talking about their avatars in some kind of online RPG, but nope! They were talking about their avatars right here in the real world, and Jeffree Star is a maker of real-world slutting paraphernalia.