king of the hill

[dwightschrute]

NO IT IS Always SPamalots hill
Spamalots hill

<---Changes the rules, so that other people can gain control of the hill, agreed by every major world leader, who also place me as the king of the hill for my excellent work, I build massive fortifications around hill, anti-nuke defenses and anti viral defenses.

therefore MY HILL

no changes
Spamalots hill

[Dancing Mustard]

Minions! Crk'Ghrizzth demands originality in our conquests. Let us cease taking this hill with such simple methods, but instead demonstrate both wit and creativity in our attacks. I for one will be unleasing microscopic clockwork termites from my mohawk to rend our enemies limb from limb.


Spamalot's Hill. Deservedly.

[The Weird One]

NO IT IS Always SPamalots hill
Spamalots hill

be more creative dammit!!!!

[diddle]

NO IT IS Always SPamalots hill
Spamalots hill

be more creative dammit!!!!

i get stupid all over your ass and you run off to f*ck eggs

spamalots hill

[sam_levi_11]

i kill everyone in the world and blow their bodys up with a massive .

my hill

[Dancing Mustard]

I rearrange the words in 'emo' to spell 'moe'.
You have an identity crisis and slash your wrists. You bleed slowly to death on the floor; there's probably some black roses or some shit laying about, and something like Hawthorn Heights is whinging away in the background. Who knows, maybe the curtains blow about in the wind a bit.
If only people had understood you more...

Spamalot's Hill. Get out the puffy coats and all of that, it's 40 degrees out here on the Spamalot Eastside! Packing two cannons by my pancreas. Bitches!

[Avron]

Maybe a bit to harsh DM?

I cut the hill into fourths this time, a South, West, East, and North hill now exist. Have fun taking all of those.

[sfhbballnut]

I kill you all and unite the hill, my hill

[lord twiggy1]

and the lord said "Let the hill belong to Lord Twiggy1" and so it was
Genesis 13:5

my Godly hill

[Skoffin]

All your B and T cells die, now you have no immunities. You're now riddled with all kinds of diseases. It's gonna be a fun night for you.

My hill.

[lord twiggy1]

it was a fun night, but i survived

my hill, for the time being, its only a matter of time before something really bad gets me

[Iliad]

it was a fun night, but i survived

my hill, for the time being, its only a matter of time before something really bad gets me

I shoot you.
You die.

See sig

[Dancing Mustard]

Maybe a bit to harsh DM?

Ohhh, really?
I was just trying to keep takeovers fresh and exciting. I didn't want it to come across as a beatdown. Guess I'll have to use the power of love to take the hill next time.... just you watch.

Oh yeah.... Spamalot's Hill. Bown down to some true pimps.

[Alexwales93]

Maybe a bit to harsh DM?

Ohhh, really?
I was just trying to keep takeovers fresh and exciting. I didn't want it to come across as a beatdown. Guess I'll have to use the power of love to take the hill next time.... just you watch.

Oh yeah.... Spamalot's Hill. Bown down to some true pimps.

Ashamed that his nuke didn't wrok to kill off the Spamalotians spirits, he hires a assasin to sneek into the Royals bedroom at night.
The assasin pulls out a poisened knife, and quickly stabs the king in his royal head.
Swiftly he jumps out of the window, and runs down the hill.
In his ears he can here high pitched screams, and he laughs to himself merrily.

Still Spamalot's hill, but Hecter's dead.

[Dancing Mustard]

We coat Hecter's body in the blood of chickens and chant forbidden voodoo prayers over his corpse. The stones of Spamalot wail as the rhythmn of the ceremony rises to a frantic dirge. Ancient spirits of spammers past, writhe in the air around the body like flames crackling across its skin; it rises from the matress with an unatural slowness, as if lifted by the very minds of the gathered disciples. As one the circle ceases chanting, pausing momentarily before breaking into wild shrieking. And at their centre their king rises blood-soaked from what was intended to be an eternal sleep.

"Behold" proclaims the knight known as Vincent M "for our king is dead, all hail zombie-Hecter, our ruler"

Spamalot's Hill.

[The Weird One]

spamalot resurrects this thread from the bottomless pits of the "Forum Games"

SPAMALOT'S HILL

bring it on

[dwightschrute]

spamalot resurrects this thread from the bottomless pits of the "Forum Games"

SPAMALOT'S HILL

bring it on

are you part of spamalot?

[The Weird One]

You'ld think that they'd do a background check or something instead of admitting just anyone.

the answer to your question: Yup!!

still spamalot's hill

[dwightschrute]

You'ld think that they'd do a background check or something instead of admitting just anyone.

the answer to your question: Yup!!

still spamalot's hill

awesome! why is hecter dead?

[lduke1990]

read above posts, as resurrection (barring that of Christ (obviously and act of God)) is an affront to God's word, the resurrection fails, the disheartened disciples all kill themselves and I calmly take the hill

my hill

[sfhbballnut]

I drive a nail into your skull, my hill

[Iliad]

I drive a nail into your skull, my hill

I blow up your skull

See sig

[dwightschrute]

spamalots hill

[Dancing Mustard]

Septic penile shaft

Spamalot's Hill...

[dwightschrute]

Septic penile shaft

Spamalot's Hill...

we should change the thread name!