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by **DirtyDishSoap** on Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:48 pm

Dude, it's a billion dollars though. I'll take that money. Go ahead, blow the load on my face, pretty sure it's ointment anyways, free skin care. Buy a god damn island afterwards.

You need to think about these things and not care about your public image.

"Whats up money shot man!" "Sup bitch, got a billion dollars! Whachu you got? A 1995 Subaru that breaks down every minute? Well let me get into my private chopper, fly 10,000ft and drop a fat fuckin dump on your house."

Winning.

by **notyou2** on Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:24 pm

Serbia wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:How about a billion

Not even a billion. Because I'd forever be known as Public Money Shot Man-Whore. The publicity alone wouldn't be worth it.

Ever hear of plastic surgery and skin grafts?

by **Serbia** on Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:45 pm

Really don't care.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:26 am

Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Would you ever pull a "wicked"?

By "pull a 'wicked'", do you mean:
A) Become Global Mod
B) Contract Lyme Disease
C) Ban random people; generally go bat shit crazy
D) Get fired
E) Attempt to destroy CC by any means necessary

If so, I'd rather not get Lyme Disease, so my answer shall be "Possibly, but hopefully not a 'Full Wicked'".

Never go "full wicked". But other than B, yes to all.

by **Serbia** on Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:51 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Serbia wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Would you ever pull a "wicked"?

By "pull a 'wicked'", do you mean:
A) Become Global Mod
B) Contract Lyme Disease
C) Ban random people; generally go bat shit crazy
D) Get fired
E) Attempt to destroy CC by any means necessary

If so, I'd rather not get Lyme Disease, so my answer shall be "Possibly, but hopefully not a 'Full Wicked'".

Never go "full wicked". But other than B, yes to all.

Other than B, sure, I'd go for that. Sounds like fun.

by **Dukasaur** on Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:06 pm

WTF do you have against Lyme Disease?

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:37 pm

how loose is mrswdk's vag?

by **Serbia** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:05 am

Dukasaur wrote:WTF do you have against Lyme Disease?

The "Disease" part.

Army of GOD wrote:how loose is mrswdk's vag?

Looser than a Sloppy Joe.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 1:44 am

You're an old and cranky individual that's been around CC for a minute. Who did you truly despise the most out of everyone in CC? And don't mean like someone where you'd hate f*ck em and all is forgiven, I mean like a dude you'd defecate on his welcome mat.

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:06 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You're an old and cranky individual that's been around CC for a minute. Who did you truly despise the most out of everyone in CC? And don't mean like someone where you'd hate f*ck em and all is forgiven, I mean like a dude you'd defecate on his welcome mat.

too easy.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:10 am

Maybe not, I want to see if he picks xtratabasco or Rhondalino or someone that's like uber old.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:17 am

your mom's cunt is uber old

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:33 am

Army of GOD wrote:your mom's cunt is uber old

Mom jokes? Really?

You're fuckin dumber than Scientology.

by **Serbia** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:50 am

riskllama wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:You're an old and cranky individual that's been around CC for a minute. Who did you truly despise the most out of everyone in CC? And don't mean like someone where you'd hate f*ck em and all is forgiven, I mean like a dude you'd defecate on his welcome mat.

too easy.

While I want to know who the llama thinks I'd go for, I'll throw out the only two names I have:

billy07 and xeno. I believe both players are still here, so I'm not saying anything behind their back, and I doubt this would come as a shock to them anyway, as I'm pretty sure I've made my hatred for these two well known.

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:29 pm

tzor was who i was thinking of. ever watched "cliff 'em all", serb?

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:31 pm

doesn't xeno "barely exist here now? after he was punted from the PL, i think he's only able to post in one other usergroup...
not sure about that, tho.
:?:

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:33 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:your mom's cunt is uber old

Mom jokes? Really?

You're fuckin dumber than Scientology.

DDS 4 PotUS

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:21 pm

And here I thought Xtra would have made the list. Bummer.

I'd be a terrible president. I'd just use tax payers money for hookers and blow.

by **riskllama** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:46 pm

status quo, then. at least you're funny...

by **2dimes** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:37 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:And here I thought Xtra would have made the list. Bummer.

I'd be a terrible president. I'd just use tax payers money for hookers and blow.

But you could fly in the giant helicopter.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:48 pm

I'd fly that helicopter straight into Xtra's house.

by **Serbia** on Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:21 am

riskllama wrote:tzor was who i was thinking of. ever watched "cliff 'em all", serb?

Old fools are easily ignored, and don't raise my blood pressure. My two examples don't just bother me for who they are, but because of what they represent as well. Racist, sexist bigots, and/or pedophiles, as the case may be. And unfortunately, there are others who think like them. That's why I hate them, because I can't stand that type of thinking. I hope to be an old fool myself one day, hopefully not until I'm past my 75th birthday.

Haven't watched "Cliff 'em All", though I'd probably be interested. I actually find it difficult to sit down with the intention of watching fan-based type footage. I'd rather just listen to an album. But if I did, I'm sure I'd probably enjoy it.

xtra is a troll, unless I've totally misread him. Trolls don't bother me near as much as complete backwards thinking fools.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:02 am

I don't think he was actually a troll, I sincerely believe this person was the most degenerate piece of wrinkly dick you could ever hope to find.

I'm not entirely sure if you were on this site created by...no idea. I know it was around the time I was in basic so that's in 2008, and my memory is foggy, but Dancing Mustard was on there so I gave it a gander. Xtra for whatever reason was on there. This dude would literally follow me to every fuckin thread and call me all sorts of bullshit in regards to the military, and wanting me to read some book or whatever. If he really was a troll, then by god he was the only one that really got under my skin. Either way, I'm still flying a helicopter into his house.

The guy is a garbage.

by **Serbia** on Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:05 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I don't think he was actually a troll, I sincerely believe this person was the most degenerate piece of wrinkly dick you could ever hope to find.

I'm not entirely sure if you were on this site created by...no idea. I know it was around the time I was in basic so that's in 2008, and my memory is foggy, but Dancing Mustard was on there so I gave it a gander. Xtra for whatever reason was on there. This dude would literally follow me to every fuckin thread and call me all sorts of bullshit in regards to the military, and wanting me to read some book or whatever. If he really was a troll, then by god he was the only one that really got under my skin. Either way, I'm still flying a helicopter into his house.

The guy is a garbage.

Had I known him better then, I'd probably agree with you. I did go to another site back in the early days, but didn't spend much time there at all. I guess I never paid him enough attention.