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Re: Just Lol at What I Heard On the Train

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:41 pm

riskllama wrote:
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betiko wrote:
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betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.


Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.


As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !


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Re: Just Lol at What I Heard On the Train

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:53 pm

betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:If I happened to be sterile wanting to have a child with the love of my life, well, i d just wait for her ovulation and find a guy who looks like me to bang her.


Betty - I'm happy to bang anyone you need banged. Hit me up on Whatsapp. I'll need about 10 minutes notice.


As far as I know my sperm worked on the second shot (maybe the first miss was my GF's fail), and as far as I know you've never hit a home run.

Also, please descibe your genes !

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Re: Just Lol at What I Heard On the Train

Postby JBlombier on Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:57 pm

I'm positive that you can love an 'unbiological' kid just as much as you could love your biological kid. Nonetheless, I gotta say it's pretty hard to imagine this scenario whilst having a 1-year old looking exactly like me. Sure, that'll pass and she'll grow her own features, but it does add to the fun. Gotta admit that!
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Re: Just Lol at What I Heard On the Train

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:26 pm

JBlombier wrote:I'm positive that you can love an 'unbiological' kid just as much as you could love your biological kid. Nonetheless, I gotta say it's pretty hard to imagine this scenario whilst having a 1-year old looking exactly like me.


Nothing wrong with a grown-man looking like a one-year old girl. Better than a grown-man looking like a 12 year-old boy.
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