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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby mrswdk on Mon May 23, 2016 5:45 am

saxitoxin wrote:
tzor wrote:You forgot to mention that Islam is a strong supporter of paedophilia


in the last 10 years, 2,500 Catholic priests in the U.S. have been fingered for fingering little boys. In the last ten years how many imams in the U.S. have been charged?


By Barack Hussein Obama? Funnily enough, none!

Next saxi question: how many Kenyans have been deported for attempting to illegally run for President since 2008?? Answer: none, no problem here then!!!! Political correctness wins again!

I can't wait to see you 'explain' your way out of this one, saxitoxin aka sexitoxin aka yourlove'sgotmetoxin.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 23, 2016 7:53 am

To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Dukasaur on Mon May 23, 2016 9:56 am

notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Mon May 23, 2016 10:00 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Even worse than being pedophiles, many Catholics are French.


Not anymore. :twisted: source - 2013

The numbers are grim. Last year, according to reports, more than one-third (35 percent) of France’s population and almost two-thirds (63 percent) of youth said they belonged to ā€œno religion.ā€ Very few people, an estimated 1-in-20 of the French, regularly attend Mass anymore.


Check out, Wikipedia which lists Brazil with 125 million Catholics, Mexico with 98.8 million Catholics, the Philippines with 80.6 million Catholics, the United States with 66.6 million Catholics and France with ... 36.7 million. All in all only about 3% of all Catholics are French.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby mrswdk on Mon May 23, 2016 10:06 am

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


Exactly. That is why Donald Trump is banning anyone with a net worth of more than $200k from voting ever again. They just don't get what it's like fur da people like us man.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Mon May 23, 2016 12:32 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


No one in Libya pre-2011 was ever whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. Or Iraq pre-2003. Or Syria pre-2012. Or Lebanon at present.

It's only when the West arrives and props-up their puppet governments, stockpiled with religious nutcases because those are the only ones willing to collaborate, that the whippings start. It's like Iraq invading Texas and making David Koresh acting president.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 23, 2016 3:16 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


No one in Libya pre-2011 was ever whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. Or Iraq pre-2003. Or Syria pre-2012. Or Lebanon at present.

It's only when the West arrives and props-up their puppet governments, stockpiled with religious nutcases because those are the only ones willing to collaborate, that the whippings start. It's like Iraq invading Texas and making David Koresh acting president.


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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon May 23, 2016 5:47 pm

According to the CIA

France Christian (overwhelmingly Roman Catholic) 63-66%, Muslim 7-9%, Jewish 0.5-0.75%, Buddhist 0.5-0.75%, other 0.5-1.0%, none 23-28%
note: France maintains a tradition of secularism and has not officially collected data on religious affiliation since the 1872 national census, which complicates assessments of France's religious composition; an 1872 law prohibiting state authorities from collecting data on individuals' ethnicity or religious beliefs was reaffirmed by a 1978 law emphasizing the prohibition of the collection or exploitation of personal data revealing an individual's race, ethnicity, or political, philosophical, or religious opinions; a 1905 law codified France's separation of Church and State (2015 est.)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publication ... /2122.html





CIA and Religion

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Symmetry on Tue May 24, 2016 12:05 am

notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


No one in Libya pre-2011 was ever whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. Or Iraq pre-2003. Or Syria pre-2012. Or Lebanon at present.

It's only when the West arrives and props-up their puppet governments, stockpiled with religious nutcases because those are the only ones willing to collaborate, that the whippings start. It's like Iraq invading Texas and making David Koresh acting president.


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US report on torture in Libya, 2009.

In previous years the reported methods of torture and abuse included chaining prisoners to a wall for hours; clubbing; applying electric shock; applying corkscrews to the back; pouring lemon juice in open wounds; breaking fingers and allowing the joints to heal without medical care; suffocating with plastic bags; depriving detainees of sleep, food, and water; hanging by the wrists; suspending from a pole inserted between the knees and elbows; burning with cigarettes; threatening with dog attacks; and beatings on the soles of the feet.


http://m.state.gov/md136074.htm

Seems an odd a bit of an odd argument to take that using a whip crosses the line.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 24, 2016 12:18 am

Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


No one in Libya pre-2011 was ever whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. Or Iraq pre-2003. Or Syria pre-2012. Or Lebanon at present.

It's only when the West arrives and props-up their puppet governments, stockpiled with religious nutcases because those are the only ones willing to collaborate, that the whippings start. It's like Iraq invading Texas and making David Koresh acting president.


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US report on torture in Libya, 2009.

In previous years the reported methods of torture and abuse included chaining prisoners to a wall for hours; clubbing; applying electric shock; applying corkscrews to the back; pouring lemon juice in open wounds; breaking fingers and allowing the joints to heal without medical care; suffocating with plastic bags; depriving detainees of sleep, food, and water; hanging by the wrists; suspending from a pole inserted between the knees and elbows; burning with cigarettes; threatening with dog attacks; and beatings on the soles of the feet.


http://m.state.gov/md136074.htm

Seems an odd a bit of an odd argument to take that using a whip crosses the line.


Oh, the US goverment report ... here's an independent report from Dr Alan Kuperman, currently of the Institute for Peace ...

First, contrary to Western media reports, Qaddafi did not initiate Libya's violence by targeting peaceful protesters. The United Nations and Amnesty International have documented that in all four Libyan cities initially consumed by civil conflict in mid-February 2011—Benghazi, Al Bayda, Tripoli, and Misurata—violence was actually initiated by the protesters. The government responded to the rebels militarily but never intentionally targeted civilians or resorted to "indiscriminate" force, as Western media claimed. Early press accounts exaggerated the death toll by a factor of ten, citing "more than 2,000 deaths" in Benghazi during the initial days of the uprising, whereas Human Rights Watch (HRW) later documented only 233 deaths across all of Libya in that period.

Further evidence that Qaddafi avoided targeting civilians comes from the Libyan city that was most consumed by the early fighting, Misurata. HRW reports that of the 949 people wounded there in the rebellion's initial seven weeks, only 30 were women or children, meaning that Qaddafi's forces focused narrowly on combatants.

The conventional wisdom is also wrong in asserting that NATO's main goal in Libya was to protect civilians. Evidence reveals that NATO's primary aim was to overthrow Qaddafi's regime, even at the expense of increasing the harm to Libyans. NATO attacked Libyan forces indiscriminately, including some in retreat and others in Qaddafi's hometown of Sirte, where they posed no threat to civilians. Moreover, NATO continued to aid the rebels even when they repeatedly rejected government cease-fire offers that could have ended the violence and spared civilians.

http://belfercenter.ksg.harvard.edu/pub ... n_kuperman


The only persons treated harshly under the Jamahiryah were the religious nutcases Duk was complaining about. And now, thanks to the West, they're in charge and running the show.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Symmetry on Tue May 24, 2016 12:34 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:To OP. Hang with catstevens. He can teach you a lot about Islam.

Spoiled little rich kids who are in no danger of suffering the consequences of what they preach don't impress me.

It's sort of like Armand Hammer telling people they should go live in Soviet Russia. Of course he wouldn't be sent to the Gulag, any more than Cat Stevens would ever get publicly whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. For those who don't have the protection of being rich and famous, the system is hell.


No one in Libya pre-2011 was ever whipped for looking at a woman lustfully. Or Iraq pre-2003. Or Syria pre-2012. Or Lebanon at present.

It's only when the West arrives and props-up their puppet governments, stockpiled with religious nutcases because those are the only ones willing to collaborate, that the whippings start. It's like Iraq invading Texas and making David Koresh acting president.


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US report on torture in Libya, 2009.

In previous years the reported methods of torture and abuse included chaining prisoners to a wall for hours; clubbing; applying electric shock; applying corkscrews to the back; pouring lemon juice in open wounds; breaking fingers and allowing the joints to heal without medical care; suffocating with plastic bags; depriving detainees of sleep, food, and water; hanging by the wrists; suspending from a pole inserted between the knees and elbows; burning with cigarettes; threatening with dog attacks; and beatings on the soles of the feet.


http://m.state.gov/md136074.htm

Seems an odd a bit of an odd argument to take that using a whip crosses the line.


Oh, the US goverment report ... here's an independent report from Dr Alan Kuperman, currently of the Institute for Peace ...


This guy?
http://www.usip.org/experts/alan-kuperman

He ain't what you say he is. Do you even have a current source?
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 24, 2016 1:08 am

Believe it or not I don't have a master file of everyone's CVs. But yes, you're right, it looks like he's been promoted into bigger and better things.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Symmetry on Tue May 24, 2016 1:16 am

saxitoxin wrote:Believe it or not I don't have a master file of everyone's CVs. But yes, you're right, it looks like he's been promoted into bigger and better things.


Meh, I'm not the kind of guy to hammer home mistakes. For what it's worth, I never thought you knew who he was and what he does.

So, we cool?
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 24, 2016 1:22 am

Symmetry wrote:So, we cool?


If you're admitting you were wrong to cite, as fact, the U.S. government's justification for war against Iraq Libya, sure.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby The asylum on Wed May 25, 2016 6:08 am

Yesterday was a tough day. In the morning I commented on a black Muslim woman's tits, telling her they looked beautiful. I said to her that I reckon her nipples must be really big but she said that they were quite small. Then she popped her tit out to show me. I was going to ask for a feel but restrained myself.

Then in the afternoon I went for a bite to eat and a lovely little blonde got talking to me. She was wearing black tights and a little skirt and all I could think about was pulling the tights down and entering her from behind . Seeing as I have a girlfriend who wants me to marry her I stopped talking to her as I knew where we were heading. Now if I was a Muslim guilt wouldn't have played a part as I could have numerous wives.

I'm feeling quite tired today but I'll have to cook later as my girlfriend is useless at cooking. She's good at bending over the kitchen sink but that's about it. Another reason to have lots of wives, they might all be good at different things. Islam surely is the way forward.

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed May 25, 2016 6:39 pm

What's wrong with having multiple wives?

(Besides having to listen to multiple women all the time?)

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed May 25, 2016 9:34 pm

Mensuration cycles link up when quartered together. Multiple women nagging on the rag is bullshit.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby The asylum on Thu May 26, 2016 12:47 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Mensuration cycles link up when quartered together. Multiple women nagging on the rag is bullshit.


Much like imams not being reported for paedophilia in the Muslim world, domestic violence doesn't exist in the Muslim world either. Women and children are not worthy of listening to. It's only when the west with their " everybody is equal" stupid ideas helps women and children to come forward and complain that my fellow moderates end up in court.

Like somebody else was babbling on about earlier I this thread, there is no problem in the Muslim world but Catholicism is pure evil!

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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby tzor on Thu May 26, 2016 9:56 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:What's wrong with having multiple wives?


So much wrong that I don't even know where to begin. :twisted:

Picking one at random ...

Multiple Mother In Laws? :twisted:

You know what is almost as bad as multiple wives?

One wife and multiple daughters!
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Serbia on Thu May 26, 2016 5:32 pm

tzor wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote: :twisted: What's wrong with having multiple wives? :twisted:


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted: So much wrong that I don't even know where to begin. :twisted:

:twisted: Picking one at random ... :twisted:

:twisted: Multiple Mother In Laws? :twisted:

:twisted: You know what is almost as bad as multiple wives? :twisted:

:twisted: One wife and multiple daughters! :twisted:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:twisted: Fixed. :twisted:

Bollocks. :twisted:
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby mrswdk on Thu May 26, 2016 5:43 pm

Point, tzor.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby Serbia on Thu May 26, 2016 6:23 pm

mrswdk wrote:Point, tzor.

:twisted:
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 26, 2016 6:56 pm

I laughed heartily.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby The asylum on Mon May 30, 2016 1:57 am

tzor wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:What's wrong with having multiple wives?


So much wrong that I don't even know where to begin. :twisted:

Picking one at random ...

Multiple Mother In Laws? :twisted:

You know what is almost as bad as multiple wives?

One wife and multiple daughters!


You must be a weak man! You have to show women who's the boss, the more the merrier I say. One can never have too many women running around after one.
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Re: I'm becoming a fan of Islam

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon May 30, 2016 11:27 pm

I'm still not clear why multiple spouses are presented as a bad thing, i.e. Muslims are evil because multiple wives and Christians are good because it's (currently) only two people.

All in all, shitty thread, bud.

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