Favorite urinal style?

by **Dukasaur** on Tue May 17, 2016 5:49 am

How do you feel about bidets?

by **betiko** on Tue May 17, 2016 6:42 am

Serbia wrote:I don't care about taking a piss around people. I absolutely hate taking a dump around people. I avoid it as much as possible, to the point of making myself sick if I have to.

In my late teens, we drove as a family from Detroit to Pueblo, Colorado to visit my step-mom's parents. It takes about 22 hours to get there, driving straight through. I refused to shit before getting to their house. I needed to go badly by the time we got there, but someone else already went in the guest room, so they directed me to their master bathroom. I hate bathrooms that are carpeted... and hate them even more so when I take such a huge dump that I clog the toilet and cause it to overflow. It was so bad. I used towels to try to dry up the carpet, finally got it to flush... and simply never told anyone.

I was a really awkward kid, and they weren't really my family, so it felt too weird to tell them. Plus, I just go there. Not a good way to start the vacation. Dishonesty is the better way to go.

Only filthy morons have carpet in their bathroom. The correct move would ve been to take a shit on the carpet, use their bath towels to spread it around; go downstairs sceaming and tell them you saw a racoon. That s what I do when people have carpet in their bathroom.

by **2dimes** on Tue May 17, 2016 7:00 am

Dukasaur wrote:How do you feel about bidets?

They, probably make my top ten for favorite urinals.

by **tzor** on Tue May 17, 2016 9:54 am

rishaed wrote:Maybe his wife killed him because he wouldn't install some decent plumbing.

Women weren't allowed in his establishment. :twisted:

Women were not allowed in McSorley's until August 10, 1970, after National Organization for Women attorneys Faith Seidenberg and Karen DeCrow filed a discrimination case against the bar in District Court and won. The two entered McSorley's in 1969, and were refused service, which was the basis for their lawsuit for discrimination. The case decision made the front page of The New York Times on June 26, 1970. The suit, Seidenberg v. McSorleys' Old Ale House (1970, United States District Court, S. D. New York) established that, as a public place, the bar could not violate the Equal Protection Clause of the United States Constitution. The bar was then forced to admit women, but it did so "kicking and screaming." Barbara Shaum was the bar's first female patron. With the ruling allowing women to be served, the bathroom became unisex. Sixteen years later, a ladies room was installed.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue May 17, 2016 12:22 pm

betiko wrote:
Serbia wrote:I don't care about taking a piss around people. I absolutely hate taking a dump around people. I avoid it as much as possible, to the point of making myself sick if I have to.

In my late teens, we drove as a family from Detroit to Pueblo, Colorado to visit my step-mom's parents. It takes about 22 hours to get there, driving straight through. I refused to shit before getting to their house. I needed to go badly by the time we got there, but someone else already went in the guest room, so they directed me to their master bathroom. I hate bathrooms that are carpeted... and hate them even more so when I take such a huge dump that I clog the toilet and cause it to overflow. It was so bad. I used towels to try to dry up the carpet, finally got it to flush... and simply never told anyone.

I was a really awkward kid, and they weren't really my family, so it felt too weird to tell them. Plus, I just go there. Not a good way to start the vacation. Dishonesty is the better way to go.

Only filthy morons have carpet in their bathroom. The correct move would ve been to take a shit on the carpet, use their bath towels to spread it around; go downstairs sceaming and tell them you saw a racoon. That s what I do when people have carpet in their bathroom.

If it were anyone other than betiko who wrote this, I would have assumed it was a joke.