Favorite urinal style?

by **saxitoxin** on Sun May 15, 2016 10:19 pm

SINGLE UNIT

TROUGH STYLE

PUBLIC / OPEN-AIR URINAL

VIDEO GAME URINAL

by **Army of GOD** on Sun May 15, 2016 11:41 pm

Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

by **saxitoxin** on Sun May 15, 2016 11:45 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Would you rather have single unit with no wall or trough-style?

Benefit of trough style is you can play stream wars with your friends. I guess you can do that with single-unit no wall, too, but then Mr Brixley the custodian comes in screaming about splashover.

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun May 15, 2016 11:46 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Walls take up valuable urinal space, you inefficient heap of trash.

by **The asylum** on Sun May 15, 2016 11:59 pm

The public open air one could let flashers do their business without actually offending anyone. And at the same time do away with cottaging.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon May 16, 2016 12:38 am

Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon May 16, 2016 5:10 am

I like the ones built into the floor so I get piss splash on my freshly polished shoes.

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 16, 2016 8:43 am

Finally a pertinent poll! :lol:

I hate thiose stadium freaking troughs.....the smell is the worst part.

And where in the f*ck did you find that bizarre outdoor / sidewalk pisser?? WTF, over?!?! Must be in Europe somewhere....gods.

Here is my fave urinal

by **betiko** on Mon May 16, 2016 9:52 am

yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

i voted video game urinal. anyone not voting video game urinal has nothing to do posting in the forums of a risk game website.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:25 am

betiko wrote:yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

Just google image search "amsterdam public urinal" -- frankly any wonder you can imagine or dream of just put "amsterdam" or "tokyo" in front of it and google it and chances are it already exists.

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:33 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:yeah in what country did you find that outdoor urinal?

Just google image search "amsterdam public urinal" -- frankly any wonder you can imagine or dream of just put "amsterdam" or "tokyo" in front of it and google it and chances are it already exists.

Yeah well I just google image searched "amsterdam linda searcy" and all I got was this image of the logo for Slader's Alaskan Dumpling Co. :-s

by **saxitoxin** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:36 am

DoomYoshi wrote:I like the ones built into the floor so I get piss splash on my freshly polished shoes.

yeah, the trench-style urinals are good - I would have included that but I couldn't find a decent photo, I guess they must be getting rarer because of prudes like AoG

by **betiko** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:41 am

I wish I could pee in these with AOG!!!

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:43 am

I like how they have benches for the public's viewing pleasure :lol:

by **saxitoxin** on Mon May 16, 2016 10:51 am

Found it - here's the trench-style urinal DoomYoshi prefers -

I agree these are by far the best, but they're hard to find. You have to be in a prison or a school built in the 1950s to score one of these babies.

by **betiko** on Mon May 16, 2016 11:06 am

duh!!! you're not supposed to pee in the trench you worm freaks!!!! You are supposed to pee on the image of yourself! The cool thing is that you can see everybody's wiener, and eventually pee on the image of their wiener.

epic win!

by **betiko** on Mon May 16, 2016 11:10 am

russian urinals are way cooler!

who needs to stand when you can sit. right goran?

by **Army of GOD** on Mon May 16, 2016 1:06 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

it's not even so much that, I just hate being that close to someone doing their business

I absolutely abhor when I'm taking a dump and someone goes in the stall next to me and is louder than Es when saxi pops in a viagra

by **Army of GOD** on Mon May 16, 2016 1:07 pm

also, those japanese style toilets are literally the worst thing ever

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon May 16, 2016 1:15 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Single unit should be split into wall and no wall

Anyone that prefers anything other than single unit with wall is a piece of shit

Are you so paranoid? I couldn't care less if some guy is peeking at my goods.

-TG

it's not even so much that, I just hate being that close to someone doing their business

I absolutely abhor when I'm taking a dump and someone goes in the stall next to me and is louder than Es when saxi pops in a viagra

Ah. Have you experienced some wicked splash-back before?

-TG

by **tzor** on Mon May 16, 2016 1:21 pm

The Urinals of McSorley's Old Ale House

by **notyou2** on Mon May 16, 2016 5:41 pm

The floor to chest height ones are the best.

Sometimes those stadium troughs are double sided so you can piss on the asshole across from you.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon May 16, 2016 7:14 pm

notyou2 wrote:The floor to chest height ones are the best.

Sometimes those stadium troughs are double sided so you can piss on the asshole across from you.

I don't think the guy across the trough is using it right if you're peeing on his asshole

by **Serbia** on Mon May 16, 2016 7:17 pm

I don't care about taking a piss around people. I absolutely hate taking a dump around people. I avoid it as much as possible, to the point of making myself sick if I have to.

In my late teens, we drove as a family from Detroit to Pueblo, Colorado to visit my step-mom's parents. It takes about 22 hours to get there, driving straight through. I refused to shit before getting to their house. I needed to go badly by the time we got there, but someone else already went in the guest room, so they directed me to their master bathroom. I hate bathrooms that are carpeted... and hate them even more so when I take such a huge dump that I clog the toilet and cause it to overflow. It was so bad. I used towels to try to dry up the carpet, finally got it to flush... and simply never told anyone.

I was a really awkward kid, and they weren't really my family, so it felt too weird to tell them. Plus, I just go there. Not a good way to start the vacation. Dishonesty is the better way to go.