Choose Your Own Adventure: AoG Edition

[saxitoxin]

Scenario 1: You're responsible for AoG this weekend. It's time for lunch so you go to Taco Bell and get him two Quesalupas. Now he says his tum-tum hurts.

What do you do?

[jonesthecurl]

Kick him in teh balls to take his mind off his tum-tum.

[notyou2]

Toss him out of the moving car while driving through Harlem.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Send him to Mexico with nietzsche, where he can drink the water and experience what a real tummy ache feels like.

-TG

[Army of GOD]

Do what I usually do and watch scat porn

[Dukasaur]

Consult Google translate to find out WTF is a Quaselupa.

[2dimes]

Take him to the Jamaican doctor for some rum.

[apey]

Give him some pepto spiked with vodquilla.....
Then leave him on some strangers lawn with a popped blow up doll, dressed in a thong and nothing else.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

The doll or AoG?

-TG

[apey]

Aog in the thong.

[riskllama]

beat the f*ck out of him and tell him now he has something to cry about.

[Serbia]

Scenario 1: You're responsible for AoG this weekend. It's time for lunch so you go to Taco Bell and get him two Quesalupas. Now he says his tum-tum hurts.

What do you do?

Leave him to deal with his tum-tum so I can go drink at a bar with the adults.

Bollocks.

[jonesthecurl]

Give him some pepto spiked with vodquilla.....
Then leave him on some strangers lawn with a popped blow up doll, dressed in a thong and nothing else.

Have you been reading my diary from 1993?

[saxitoxin]

The correct answer was "C."

Choice "C" was the correct answer.

SCENARIO #2:
AoG's tum-tum is feeling better and he's now having a root beer float and playing MarioKart 8. But it's now 9:00 p.m. and past his bed time. He wants to stay up 30 more minutes to finish this level.

What do you do?

[apey]

how the hell is this multiple choice?
For scenario #2 has he been a good lil boy today?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

AoG will never learn to be a responsible adult if he doesn't come to respect established rules regarding bedtime. No negotiations.

-TG

[saxitoxin]

AoG will never learn to be a responsible adult if he doesn't come to respect established rules regarding bedtime. No negotiations.

-TG

No sympathy for the fact his tum-tum was achy earlier? What an a-hole.

[riskllama]

is it a school night or a weekend?

[DoomYoshi]

Why the f*ck is he using the Wii to play games? I've got that thing setup to farm bitcoins and the little fucker is going to say his prayers.

[Serbia]

SCENARIO #2:
AoG's tum-tum is feeling better and he's now having a root beer float and playing MarioKart 8. But it's now 9:00 p.m. and past his bed time. He wants to stay up 30 more minutes to finish this level.

What do you do?

If the little shit doesn't want to listen to his Uncle Serbie when I tell him to go to bed the first time, then I say fuck it. Stay up as late as you want kid, I'm getting drunk, and you'll have to deal with the consequences of your actions in the morning. And don't come crying to me when you're hungry, or want some water, or your tum-tum hurts again, 'cause I'm going to be passed right out.

[Symmetry]

SCENARIO #2:
AoG's tum-tum is feeling better and he's now having a root beer float and playing MarioKart 8. But it's now 9:00 p.m. and past his bed time. He wants to stay up 30 more minutes to finish this level.

What do you do?

If the little shit doesn't want to listen to his Uncle Serbie when I tell him to go to bed the first time, then I say fuck it. Stay up as late as you want kid, I'm getting drunk, and you'll have to deal with the consequences of your actions in the morning. And don't come crying to me when you're hungry, or want some water, or your tum-tum hurts again, 'cause I'm going to be passed right out.

Doubt he's worried Serbia. You don't have the bollocks.

[apey]

Thats just bollocks


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