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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby tdans on Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:30 pm

:lol: oh wow
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:24 am

nietzsche wrote:That's a creepy thought you'll have all day long.

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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:22 am

lilrvrgrl wrote:Can't right now, She'd be pissed... She is on my facebook and myspace

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There's still actually someone on myspace...?
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby Georgerx7di on Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:38 am

I actually don't mind thinking about niet's mom masturbating, not creepy at all.

On another topic, I do know a couple moms who do masturbate, they're both hot so the thought doesn't bother me too much, except that its such a waste for them to do the work themselves.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:16 pm

Nietz wtf man?!?!?!?!
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:23 pm

I know right?
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:26 pm

I hope he wonders how many times his mom gave him a goodnight kiss after delivering a bj .....
Or how many of his siblings were swallowed! Teach me to look for necro bumps
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:30 pm

Wow, I bet you just set his therapy back 6 months
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:33 pm

Paybacks a bitch.....
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:35 pm

apey wrote:Paybacks a bitch.....



hmmm....latent hostility?
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:38 pm

Me? Latent? Nah....
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:43 pm

So what did Neetch do to you?

Links if you have them.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:45 pm

I made him a samich and all he said was yummy
I didn't even get a spanx......
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:02 pm

Was there guac in it?
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:Was there guac in it?

I'll guac you in a minute.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:11 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Was there guac in it?

I'll guac you in a minute.
:lol:
Also no ny2 iwtnwas really just two cookies with a slice of Bologna in the middle he didnt even ask... :(
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:13 pm

That's why.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:14 pm

apey wrote:
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notyou2 wrote:Was there guac in it?

I'll guac you in a minute.
:lol:
Also no ny2 iwtnwas really just two cookies with a slice of Bologna in the middle he didnt even ask... :(

Sounds yummy.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:54 pm

It was nietz didnt even eat it i did...
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Will you share pics of your daughter?

still waiting
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby betiko on Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Will you share pics of your daughter?

still waiting


it's the red haired from the OP aog!
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:54 pm

Why did Apey bring this thread back to life? Quite disturbing, if I may say so.

There's an old saying, "All women are whores, except for my Mom, but don't ask my Dad the same question.
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:10 pm

Did you just call me a whore?
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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:21 pm

Are you the mother of Bernie Sanders?

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Re: Does your mom masturbate?

Postby apey on Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:59 pm

Nope, but even if i were i wouldn't claim it
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