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Greasy

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:03 pm

This thread is for all things greasy. GO!

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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:23 pm

Trolls that live in their parents basements are greasy
Also good fries.....
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Re: Greasy

Postby Serbia on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:31 pm

Sometimes my hair is greasy in the morning, but that's why god created running water and shampoo.

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Re: Greasy

Postby 2dimes on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:31 pm

The inside of apey's new nails.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:41 pm

Lol dimes they were but then i cleaned em....
My car was pretty greasy but unlike prissy bitches i didnt care.
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Re: Greasy

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:45 pm

Cheeseburger guts.

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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:46 pm

Vaseline......
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Re: Greasy

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:14 am

The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:22 am

Now i want some bacon but idk if im sober nuff to make some!
20¢ come make me bacon
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Re: Greasy

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:24 am

No can do, man cold.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:33 am

:D Do it naked heat ya right up
Problem solved and i wont look
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Re: Greasy

Postby Serbia on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:39 am

NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE GOD

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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:42 am

Serbia wrote:NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE GOD

Bollocks.
:-$ i have a security cam in my kitchen (or i will when he comes)
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Re: Greasy

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:33 am

K-grease

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Chef Keith Greene did it all, and did it big. Widely known for his flavorful dishes, his unrelenting work ethic and his stint on the Fox reality television show “Hell’s Kitchen,” Mr. Greene—or “K-Grease,” as he was known—was more than just a big personality. To many in the Southampton community, he was family.

Mr. Greene, 35, died last Wednesday morning, August 15, while swimming at Wyandanch Lane Beach. While Southampton Village Police have not publicly offered a cause of death, it is believed he had gone out for a swim before driving to work that morning. Mr. Greene, who lived in Hampton Bays, was the executive chef at Schmidt’s Market in Southampton Village and Schmidt’s Seafood Market in North Sea.
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Re: Greasy

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:37 pm

Superman's hair...
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Re: Greasy

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:09 pm

apey wrote:Trolls that live in their parents basements are greasy
Also good fries.....

Serbia lives in his parent (s) basement? How greasy is that?
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 2:11 pm

Serbia lives in my basement you got it all wrong
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Re: Greasy

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:01 pm

apey wrote:Serbia lives in my basement you got it all wrong

Guess times are really rough for Serbia. Poor kid.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:19 pm

My basements awesome i have cookies and a torture chamber
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Re: Greasy

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:58 pm

They better be medicinal cookies.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:27 pm

Do you live in Washington or Colorado. 8-[ :-$ :mrgreen:
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Re: Greasy

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:51 pm

2dimes wrote:The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.


Don't you keep the fat?
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Re: Greasy

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:57 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
2dimes wrote:The dishwater after I clean a frying pan used to cook my kids some bacon.


Don't you keep the fat?

I can't seem to get it all out, water always seems to be greasy. We usually give it to the dog. I should probably switch with him, he's skin and bones.
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Re: Greasy

Postby apey on Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:07 pm

You could use dawn as a prewashing agent. And generic doesnt work as well i use the dawn concetrate ×2
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Re: Greasy

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:18 pm

I have dawn in my kitchen in the basement. I never fry bacon there. In the upstairs kitchen I use whatever crappy detergent was on sale when my wife bought it. I think margarine would work better than some of them.

Sunlight is ok too.
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