NHL season 15-16

[Army of GOD]

Spoiler alert: Pens are winning the Cup

[Bernie Sanders]

Black Hawks

[tzor]

FISH STICKS.
The Cup will be in Brooklyn!

[Serbia]

Spoiler alert: Pens are winning the Cup

Bold prediction for a team that currently sits 2 points out of the playoffs, and didn't qualify last year.

My prediction: Panarin, Larkin, and McDavid will be your finalists for the Calder.

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

Serbia


hey Serbia





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[Serbia]

Regular season game in February, and the Wings have been struggling recently. Not sweating it.

Bollocks.

[tzor]

Islanders are in 3rd in the Metropolitan.

[DoomYoshi]

So, I've figured out my Western Conference picks based on Regular Season Championship Belt stats. Right now the Belt's in the East, so I'm going to give it a few more games before I do a season recap in the East.

Seed No./Team Name/Reason
1/Chicago Blackhawks/2nd Longest Belt Streak; still have a chance to end the year on a high note
2/Los Angeles Kings/T-3rd Longest Belt Streak, did it in less chances than the Preds
3/Nashville Predators/T-3rd Longest Belt Streak, longest in terms of days (10 days) but tied for # of games
4/Dallas Stars/An unspectacular year, but better than the flops below
5/Minnesota Wild/Yawn
6/San Jose Sharks/1 chance; failed
7/Anaheim Ducks/3 chances; failed
8/St. Louis Blues/5 chances; failed

Really deserves to be in the playoffs this year: Colorado Avalanche.

In other news: Toronto Maple Leafs have the best post-break record among Canadian Teams, none of whom are going to the playoffs...

You can check out my full analysis on Reddit.

[Army of GOD]

Penguins are on absolute fire bow. Haven't been this excited in a while.


Last time we fired a coach midseason? We won it all...

[tzor]

Penguins are on absolute fire bow. Haven't been this excited in a while.

You will probably sing a different tune after the Penguins pass through Brooklyn.

But tonight we have to play the Blue Jackets
Much better than you playing the Predators. But you will probably get a win there anyway.
I mean what's the difference between crap and bad? The win is the same.

[Army of GOD]

Penguins are on absolute fire bow. Haven't been this excited in a while.

You will probably sing a different tune after the Penguins pass through Brooklyn.

But tonight we have to play the Blue Jackets
Much better than you playing the Predators. But you will probably get a win there anyway.
I mean what's the difference between crap and bad? The win is the same.

you shouldn't be talking, Nashville has the same amount of points as the Isles

[tzor]

you shouldn't be talking, Nashville has the same amount of points as the Isles

So you are suggesting you are going to loose both games?

[Army of GOD]

what's "loose"?



I was doing some research, and found out that the Penguins this year in the second period are have the highest goal differential of any Penguins team since 05-06 in any period by 12

that's pretty significant


also, thanks to our win and the Rags loss, we hopped to second in the division

[Serbia]

Wings suck.

Bollocks.

[tzor]

what's "loose"?

You know, when your shoe laces aren't properly tied.

It's not a pretty picture on ice skates.

In any event Islanders won.

Prepare to meet your doom on Saturday.

(But really, who wants to talk about Brooklyn traffic.)

[Bernie Sanders]

Black Hawk star Duncan Keith may be starting his vacation soon. Damn it!

[Army of GOD]

Jesus fucking Christ. Apparently Fleury was concussed on a shot during the Nashville game

[IcePack]

My team isn't going to playoffs (Colorado) but my other team is (sharks).
These injuries & suspensions are looking better and better, though the Sharks got hot a bit to early I think they have a small chance.

[Bernie Sanders]

Black Hawk star Duncan Keith may be starting his vacation soon. Damn it!

Well, my man Keith got his suspension and will miss the first play off game.

[Army of GOD]

wow tzor, the Isles played extra dirty and the Pens still kicked their ass

[tzor]

wow tzor, the Isles played extra dirty and the Pens still kicked their ass

I was at rehearsal; I didn't see the game. But "extra dirty?" Please, cut me a break. Probably "extra sloppy" but never dirty ... they aren't that good.

Well, we would have kicked your asses if we had Halak, but ... crap, number one is only human, not divine.

[Army of GOD]

We were without Fleury and don't even act like Halak is better than Fleury

[tzor]

We were without Fleury and don't even act like Halak is better than Fleury

No I wouldn't. Fleury's save percent is 92.1 and Halak's is 91.9 ... he's like three tenths of a point way better.

[Army of GOD]

the whats-gonna-happen picks:


Pens over Rags
Caps over Flyers

Isles over Panthers
Lightning over Wings

Hawks over Blues
Stars over Wild

Kings over Sharks
Ducks over Preds


Pens over Caps
Lightning over Isles

Hawks over Stars
Ducks over Kings

Pens over Lightning

Ducks over Hawks

Pens over Ducks


Malkin scores hattrick in game 7 to win it

[tzor]

Click image to enlarge.

Islanders won yesterday 5-4
YES! YES! YES!