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Has this ever happened to you?

Postby UCAbears on Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:37 pm

I just forcefully released a fart and got something unsuspected with it.


I sharted
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:35 pm

of course it has!
sucks...
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:28 pm

Eat your fiber, bro.

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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:49 pm

My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby jgordon1111 on Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:55 am

warmonger1981 wrote:My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.


That's funny, never would have thought you had a sense of humor
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby waauw on Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:18 am

jgordon1111 wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:My buddy told me to never trust 2 things. First is a fart and the other is something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.


That's funny, never would have thought you had a sense of humor


Isn't it his buddy you're supposed to compliment?
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:30 am

Unfortunately I've been gifted with humor. My mother hated it. I was a trouble maker growing up. So whenever I got into trouble I could make her laugh instead of telling. That's when pops came in and ruined me.
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