Join the "Sexy Sushi" Party

[tzor]

You know with all the problems in the Republican and Democratic parties these days, I thought I would revive my proposal for a new, better, political party.



Are you tired of the same old political parties where all they do is serve cheap appetizers and bottom shelf booze? Well, welcome to the "Sexy Sushi" Party. Here we serve sushi, and not just any sushi, but the real sexy sushi. I'm talking things like uni here, not plain boring California rolls (I mean really, what state would want to be named after a maki that doesn't have raw fish in it). All served by sexy committee members (no, really, they all have the word "sexy" on their name tags) formally dressed (just like penguins).

So here is your choice. You can be an elephant and work for peanuts, you can be an ass and (well just be an ass) or you can be a sushi eating penguin. The choice is yours. Come join the raw side. Vote Sexy Sushi.

[Serbia]

I was hoping for sexier pics.

Bollocks.

[betiko]

I m impressed you know that french underground band!



I wouldn t join their party though, they have quite filthy lyrics.

[tzor]

The "Sexy Sushi Party" is not affiliated in any way with the "Sexy Sushi Band" and for that matter anything from France.

I was hoping for sexier pics.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

If you're tired of old political games and wish to join the truly enlightened, you can simply stop voting.

-TG

[tzor]

If you're tired of old political games and wish to join the truly enlightened, you can simply stop voting.

Voting? I'm talking about parties. You pay a lot of money; eat, drink, and meet someone who will lie to you about what they are going to do once elected.

[betiko]

You now have a pending lawsuit from a music band for using their trademark name as a political party.

[tzor]

You now have a pending lawsuit from a music band for using their trademark name as a political party.

Trademarks only apply to the particular business they are trademarked to.

Example:

Arrow shirts have trademarked "Arrow"
Arrow electronics have trademarked "Arrow"
Arrow exterminating has trademarked "Arrow"

Apple Records have trademarked "Apple"
Apple Computer has trademarked "Apple"

(There was a problem when Apple Computer was pushing music, since they moved into the other business.)

Since I am confident that the music group does not use female models dressed in tails, there is no conflict.

[DoomYoshi]

That woman in the picture is wearing a black tie, which is totally inappropriate with tails. I'm going to have to undress her.

[tzor]

That woman in the picture is wearing a black tie, which is totally inappropriate with tails. I'm going to have to undress her.

Careful, she might turn into a penguin.

[mrswdk]

Throw in the occasional tonkatsu and I'm game.

[tzor]

Throw in the occasional tonkatsu and I'm game.

Pork? Well, I suppose.

(Quickly scratches out a item of the menu that says "Tourist Cutlet" and writes in "Pork Cutlet.")

[waauw]

What drinks will be served?

[Dukasaur]

Will you promise infinite wealth and everlasting life?

[tzor]

What drinks will be served?

Why Saki of course!

Good Saki.

Although the Saki that comes in the bottles with the lights on the bottom might be used on occasion.

Click image to enlarge.

[tzor]

Will you promise infinite wealth and everlasting life?

No. While we love a good party, we are not stupid.

Infinite wealth causes infinite inflation.

Everlasting life has the same problems with the mathematics of infinity.

We just promise sushi.

And a party.

And wrap it in a whole lot of sexy.

[Dukasaur]

Will you promise infinite wealth and everlasting life?

No. While we love a good party, we are not stupid.

Infinite wealth causes infinite inflation.

Everlasting life has the same problems with the mathematics of infinity.

We just promise sushi.

And a party.

And wrap it in a whole lot of sexy.

Fine, I'll take it.

[tzor]

This is probably a good time to fondly remember a sushi restaurant that is no more. Sushi A Go Go.



This was located opposite of Lincoln Center. The metal walls with the yellow flowers always gave it an odd 60's feel. The plastic chairs added to that 60's atmosphere. Dining was available on the street outside as well. Sadly like many of the places on that section of Broadway it closed and its space got absorbed into another restaurant.

[ADodgeStratus]

Does the Sexy Sushi Party have plans to encourage Dodge to resume making more Dodge Stratus'? How?

[tzor]

Does the Sexy Sushi Party have plans to encourage Dodge to resume making more Dodge Stratus'? How?

Be careful what you wished for. I know a Dodge Dart Swinger who got his wish granted ...

Car and driver states ... "despite a decent chassis, we haven’t found any version of the Dart satisfying to drive."

The same could happen to the Stratus ...

[Bernie Sanders]

Sushi is un-American.

Move on. Nothing to see here.

[Symmetry]

Sushi is un-American.

Move on. Nothing to see here.

Even California rolls?

[tzor]

Sushi is un-American.

Sushi is as "American" as Oyster Bars.



You know you want to.

[mrswdk]

Sushi is un-American.

Move on. Nothing to see here.

Even California rolls?

Classic Western approach to foreign food - bastardize something from abroad so that people can eat exotic without having to really eat exotic.