Being a Sentient Dodge Stratus Isn't Easy

by **ADodgeStratus** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:37 am

I don't even have opposable thumbs.

Please cheer me up in this thread and tell me nice things. It's very important to do this you guys, it'll help you develop into more fuller human beings. By giving me compliments.

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:49 am

Your choice of trolling against groups such as BLM on your reappearance is refreshing, and shows you can fill a wider range of roles than I'd initially given you credit for. Well done!

by **betiko** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:51 am

seems like you're a pretty recent model of dodge stratus. Corrosion fre, and you have a great paintjob. Congrats!

by **warmonger1981** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:11 am

I just busted on your back seats.

by **KoolBak** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:55 am

Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.

by **Dukasaur** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:49 am

KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.

TParty Death Squads

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:56 am

T'Pau?

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:56 am

Best T'Pau gif ever:

by **tzor** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:13 pm

KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

Herby the love bug frequently posts on the site Nationstates, but on the other hand, multiple accounts are allowed there and it was created after one person too many misspelled "Hereby" in the proposed resolutions.

by **KoolBak** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:50 pm

by **betiko** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:29 pm

so who accuses that dodge stratus of being a multi first?

by **mrswdk** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:00 pm

betiko wrote:so who accuses that dodge stratus of being a multi first?

Think that ship's already said, hombre.

by **UCAbears** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:09 pm

Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.

by **betiko** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:31 pm

UCAbears wrote:Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.

they are but.. trish stratus wasn't sentient. she was a machiiiiiine!!!

by **notyou2** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:35 pm

ADodgeStratus wrote:I don't even have opposable thumbs.

Please cheer me up in this thread and tell me nice things. It's very important to do this you guys, it'll help you develop into more fuller human beings. By giving me compliments.

You like having a potato shoved up your tailpipe, don't you?

by **Dukasaur** on Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:45 pm

Do gerbils eat potatoes?

by **UCAbears** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:00 am

betiko wrote:
UCAbears wrote:Are you related to Trish Stratus? She was a dime piece.

they are but.. trish stratus wasn't sentient. she was a machiiiiiine!!!

I'd hit it...

by **riskllama** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:04 am

@ betty : dodge factory paint is notorious for peeling
@ duk : i believe they would

by **ADodgeStratus** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:35 am

Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

by **mrswdk** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:36 am

There's still plenty of time for you to come back and beat Hillary, don't worry!

by **betiko** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:59 am

mrswdk wrote:There's still plenty of time for you to come back and beat Hillary, don't worry!

you think it's him?
yeah possible.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:20 pm

KoolBak wrote:Honestly, why in the hell does someone come into an obscure site like CC, NOT play, go to the effort on making an identity, just to post inanely in a public forum? WTF, over? You honestly have THAT much free time on your hands?

There, people, is the downfall of humanity.

*this*

by **Bernie Sanders** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:26 pm

ADodgeStratus wrote:Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

Please do this correctly. Park your car in a garage and make sure the garage door is closed and any other openings like windows and such. Sit in your car and start the engine. Play you favorite song on your CD player or any other electronics you have.

Have a nice trip to the after - life and tell my grandparents, I said hello.

by **UCAbears** on Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:16 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
ADodgeStratus wrote:Many of you have said hurtful and terrible things.

I'm going to stay in my garage and breathe my own exhaust now because of what you've said.

Please do this correctly. Park your car in a garage and make sure the garage door is closed and any other openings like windows and such. Sit in your car and start the engine. Play you favorite song on your CD player or any other electronics you have.

Have a nice trip to the after - life and tell my grandparents, I said hello.