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Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:56 am

I never understood why Michigan and Ohio are considered "mid-west" when in fact they are much closer to the east coast. Perhaps a new term is needed. Easterly west, or early west. Maybe east of west or far-westerly east US.

To me the "west" should start at Minnesota/North Dakota border, and mid west would be like Montana and Idaho.

In Canada the "west" starts at Ontario/Manitoba border (Manitoba is considered western Canada, and Ontario is considered eastern Canada), WHICH MAKES SENSE WHEN LOOKING AT A MAP.

Are y'all dumbasses?
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:02 am

I don't consider Ohio to be the midwest. Not really Michigan either. I guess it depends on your perception

though, keep in mind the original 13 colonies were all on the east coast, so EVERYTHING was west.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:04 am

Army of GOD wrote:I don't consider Ohio to be the midwest. Not really Michigan either. I guess it depends on your perception

though, keep in mind the original 13 colonies were all on the east coast, so EVERYTHING was west.



Ohhhh......this changes EVERYTHING!!!!!

Canada was founded at the Ontario-Manitoba border and spread east and west like a cancer.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby patches70 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:42 am

notyou2 wrote:I never understood why Michigan and Ohio are considered "mid-west" when in fact they are much closer to the east coast. Perhaps a new term is needed. Easterly west, or early west. Maybe east of west or far-westerly east US.

To me the "west" should start at Minnesota/North Dakota border, and mid west would be like Montana and Idaho.

In Canada the "west" starts at Ontario/Manitoba border (Manitoba is considered western Canada, and Ontario is considered eastern Canada), WHICH MAKES SENSE WHEN LOOKING AT A MAP.

Are y'all dumbasses?


You're knowledge of American history is shockingly inadequate.

"The West" in the context you are referring comes from the 1600's and is also known as the "American Frontier". This generally means anything west of the Mississippi river. Anything on the west side of the Mississippi is referred to as "the West" and the idea still persists until even today.

Instead of suggesting changing terms to suit your ignorance perhaps you could instead learn something about what you are talking about?
How's that for a suggestion?
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:09 am

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:43 am

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:53 pm

patches70 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I never understood why Michigan and Ohio are considered "mid-west" when in fact they are much closer to the east coast. Perhaps a new term is needed. Easterly west, or early west. Maybe east of west or far-westerly east US.

To me the "west" should start at Minnesota/North Dakota border, and mid west would be like Montana and Idaho.

In Canada the "west" starts at Ontario/Manitoba border (Manitoba is considered western Canada, and Ontario is considered eastern Canada), WHICH MAKES SENSE WHEN LOOKING AT A MAP.

Are y'all dumbasses?


You're knowledge of American history is shockingly inadequate.

"The West" in the context you are referring comes from the 1600's and is also known as the "American Frontier". This generally means anything west of the Mississippi river. Anything on the west side of the Mississippi is referred to as "the West" and the idea still persists until even today.

Instead of suggesting changing terms to suit your ignorance perhaps you could instead learn something about what you are talking about?
How's that for a suggestion?



Not my fault you're a moron and don't know east from west. Don't take it out on me. I never called you the asshole you seem to be.

PS: Canadians know a hell of a lot more about US history than many Americans know about there own history. Most Americans care nothing of the wider world about them. Who are really the ignorant asses? Oh and fuckyou patches. I didn't mean to press on your one last nerve youcunt.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby patches70 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:00 pm

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:10 pm

patches70 wrote:Image


The hat seems to be failing to keep America's head warm.

FYI:
- Canada and the US have the longest undefended border in the world
- They are the largest trading partners in the world
- We add about 10% to your economy, indirectly employing approximately 10% of your work force
- Many Canadians have second homes in the US
- We are your largest single tourist group
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:17 pm

notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I never understood why Michigan and Ohio are considered "mid-west" when in fact they are much closer to the east coast. Perhaps a new term is needed. Easterly west, or early west. Maybe east of west or far-westerly east US.

To me the "west" should start at Minnesota/North Dakota border, and mid west would be like Montana and Idaho.

In Canada the "west" starts at Ontario/Manitoba border (Manitoba is considered western Canada, and Ontario is considered eastern Canada), WHICH MAKES SENSE WHEN LOOKING AT A MAP.

Are y'all dumbasses?


You're knowledge of American history is shockingly inadequate.

"The West" in the context you are referring comes from the 1600's and is also known as the "American Frontier". This generally means anything west of the Mississippi river. Anything on the west side of the Mississippi is referred to as "the West" and the idea still persists until even today.

Instead of suggesting changing terms to suit your ignorance perhaps you could instead learn something about what you are talking about?
How's that for a suggestion?



Not my fault you're a moron and don't know east from west. Don't take it out on me. I never called you the asshole you seem to be.

PS: Canadians know a hell of a lot more about US history than many Americans know about there own history. Most Americans care nothing of the wider world about them. Who are really the ignorant asses? Oh and fuckyou patches. I didn't mean to press on your one last nerve youcunt.



Don't hurt patches, he's a byproduct of ignorant parent[s]. His posts have clearly shown that education was not a motivator for him, only anger to all who confuses him with real dialogue. Let him stew in his own urine and feces stained pants.

Damn it, sorry my anger is starting to mirror patches.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby KoolBak on Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:53 pm

lol. I agree with Not...we're not living in the fucking 18th century...The Old West is a historical period thang. Should be Western, Eastern and Central, divied approx at Idaho eastern border and Illinois eastern border. Bam.

What gets me is the lingering South vs North that the "South" still clings to from the civil war like a starving dog and a tasty bone. WTF...I'm an Oregonian, thus a "Yank"? lol And the "South" encompasses a huge portion of the usa. I propose the northern border of say Alabama and the southern border of Minnesota for North, Central and South.

Whatever.....damnable south and east anyway :lol:
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby jgordon1111 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:54 pm

Wow this thread went south real fast
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:20 pm

jgordon1111 wrote:Wow this thread went south real fast

+10 saxbux.


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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:57 pm

KoolBak wrote:lol. I agree with Not...we're not living in the fucking 18th century...The Old West is a historical period thang. Should be Western, Eastern and Central, divied approx at Idaho eastern border and Illinois eastern border. Bam.

What gets me is the lingering South vs North that the "South" still clings to from the civil war like a starving dog and a tasty bone. WTF...I'm an Oregonian, thus a "Yank"? lol And the "South" encompasses a huge portion of the usa. I propose the northern border of say Alabama and the southern border of Minnesota for North, Central and South.

Whatever.....damnable south and east anyway :lol:


Thanks KB you damn yankee....lol.

I'm going to let you in on a secret (not really, but it is North American history).

Of the 4 original provinces there was Nova Scotia and New Brunswick was split off that. There was also Upper and Lower Canada. Upper Canada became Ontario, and Lower Canada became Quebec, which are actually reversed when you look at a map, Quebec being up and Ontario being down. So we had misnomers as well.


I did not appreciate patches calling me ignorant, but my thread was designed to elicit a response, I just never expected to be called stupid immediately, and that is why I threw mud back.

Technically, someone way back decided that north is up and south is down. It could have easily been the reverse, and Antarctica could be the north pole. It is simply perspective, and there are many perspectives to observe things. Some visible, and some not.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby IcePack on Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:10 pm

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Symmetry on Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:44 pm

notyou2 wrote:
patches70 wrote:Image


The hat seems to be failing to keep America's head warm.

FYI:
- Canada and the US have the longest undefended border in the world
- They are the largest trading partners in the world
- We add about 10% to your economy, indirectly employing approximately 10% of your work force
- Many Canadians have second homes in the US
- We are your largest single tourist group


Plus, nobody wants to have the Canadians and Brits come back down there and burn the whitehouse again.

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby riskllama on Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:56 pm

if canada was indeed, america's hat, we would be worn aging farmer style -poker straight, slightly greasy in a sensible non-loud colour.
whenever i see a retarded person wearing a his hat in that idiotic fashion, i do the right thing : politely point out that their hat's on crooked. try it, it's fun.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:45 pm

notyou2 wrote:
There was also Upper and Lower Canada. Upper Canada became Ontario, and Lower Canada became Quebec, which are actually reversed when you look at a map, Quebec being up and Ontario being down. So we had misnomers as well.

It's not a misnomer. Upper and Lower Canada has nothing to do with North and South. Upper Canada was Upper because it was the highlands, up the river (the St. Lawrence RIver) and Lower Canada was Lower because it was the lowlands, down toward the mouth of the river. In a time when virtually all commerce had to move either upriver or downriver, it was far more significant to identify which way was up than which way was north.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:49 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
There was also Upper and Lower Canada. Upper Canada became Ontario, and Lower Canada became Quebec, which are actually reversed when you look at a map, Quebec being up and Ontario being down. So we had misnomers as well.

It's not a misnomer. Upper and Lower Canada has nothing to do with North and South. Upper Canada was Upper because it was the highlands, up the river (the St. Lawrence RIver) and Lower Canada was Lower because it was the lowlands, down toward the mouth of the river. In a time when virtually all commerce had to move either upriver or downriver, it was far more significant to identify which way was up than which way was north.


It's a matter of perspective Duk. I was talking about the "midwest" and looking at a map. When looking at a map, lower Canada is UP and upper Canada is DOWN.

I honestly thought you would understand that. I wasn't reasoning why it was such, I know why. Now go prattle somewhere else.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:16 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
There was also Upper and Lower Canada. Upper Canada became Ontario, and Lower Canada became Quebec, which are actually reversed when you look at a map, Quebec being up and Ontario being down. So we had misnomers as well.

It's not a misnomer. Upper and Lower Canada has nothing to do with North and South. Upper Canada was Upper because it was the highlands, up the river (the St. Lawrence RIver) and Lower Canada was Lower because it was the lowlands, down toward the mouth of the river. In a time when virtually all commerce had to move either upriver or downriver, it was far more significant to identify which way was up than which way was north.


It's a matter of perspective Duk. I was talking about the "midwest" and looking at a map. When looking at a map, lower Canada is UP and upper Canada is DOWN.

I honestly thought you would understand that. I wasn't reasoning why it was such, I know why. Now go prattle somewhere else.

I know what you were talking about. You were insulting Americans because the popular names of their regions don't conform to the relative geometric positions of the land, basically calling them stupid, and then when called on it you tried to soften the insult by saying they're not the only stupid ones, that we're stupid too and also have regions not based the relative geometric positions of the land. That, in a nutshell, was what you were saying.

I'm calling bullshit on your whole thread from start to finish. The Americans are not stupid because they don't redistribute the names of their regions on a relatively unimportant thing like the precise geometric layout of the states. The regions are named after broad cultural, historical, and commercial patterns and make sense based on those patterns. These things matter a lot more to the people in the region than measurements of land area. The five states of the Northwest are enormous in land area, but tiny in population, and all five of them combined don't have as many Congressional districts as Pennsylvania or Illinois. If you add in the Dakotas, the northwest just baaaarely passes Pennsylvania and Illinois. Thus, although the Dakotas might be about halfway across the U.S. in terms of geographic distance, they are not halfway across in demographic, economic, political or social terms. In those, the halfway point is probably on a line with Cincinnati.

Similarly, Canadians are not stupid because they didn't name Upper and Lower Canada about compass direction. They were named after the direction up or down the St. Lawrence River, Canada's main trade route at the time, and a matter far more important to the people than looking at a compass.

Before you start insulting people and implying that they're stupid because they didn't name something after some arbitrary standard, you might pause and reflect that they named it after something which is or was more functionally important to them.
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby KoolBak on Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:24 pm

I love Canadians

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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:34 pm

KoolBak wrote:I love Canadians


I think I hired one of those guys last week...:)
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Re: Can Americans Read A Map?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:50 pm

KoolBak wrote:I love Canadians



I love Americans and have many US friends and relatives, but your politics scare me, especially this year.

Dukasaur wrote:Duk wrote blah blah blah blah


You missed the part where I stated the thread was designed to get a response (rise) out of people.
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