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Why Can't Jesus Walk on the Water anymore?

Postby DaGip on Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:45 pm

Because he has holes in his feet.
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Re: Why Can't Jesus Walk on the Water anymore?

Postby Symmetry on Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:45 pm

Because the feat is full of holes?
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Re: Why Can't Jesus Walk on the Water anymore?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Feb 20, 2016 10:18 am

Cause he would be shot by Israeli soldiers for trespassing.
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