A non-boring lent thread

[mrswdk]

During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.

Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?

[Bernie Sanders]

During a recent Snapchat exchange, Bernie Sanders told me that given Easter is fast approaching he will soon be following in Mets' example and abstaining from having sex with pigs for one month as a test of willpower.

Is anyone else giving up anything for Lent?

Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.

Now abstain from your blow up friend for Lent.

[Army of GOD]

Thanks to Aqib Talib, Easter holds no meaning now that I know that the Easter Bunny isnt' real

“There ain’t no Easter Bunny, there ain’t no Santa Claus, there ain’t no Superman,” Talib said after the game, according to the Broncos’ Twitter account.

[tzor]

Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.

Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.

[mrswdk]

You guys have no respect

This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.

HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES

[mrswdk]

gong xi fa cai / 恭喜发财

[mrswdk]

[tzor]

You guys have no respect

Anyone who confuses Chinese New Year with Lent in a conversation with a Jew doesn't deserve respect.

It's a lot like confusing Diwali with Thanksgiving and Sukkot and trying to pin down a Muslim Imam.

[KoolBak]

I like oxymorons....Giant Shrimp...Silent Scream....A non-boring lent thread (thassa good one)

[Dukasaur]

I gave up screwing the daughters of close friends.

[iAmCaffeine]

Boring.

[riskllama]

You guys have no respect

This is the 4,713th year of the Chinese calendar, and a new passing in the world's largest, oldest and most prestigious country, not a chance for you to make internet jokez.

HAPPY NEW SPRING, BITCHES

why should we respect 4700 odd years of a culture that's worth less than dirt, mrs?

[mrswdk]

I meant you have no respect for my attempts to celebrate this new spring.

Or in this thread, to talk about lent abstinence.

NO RESPECT LA

[waauw]

It's spring already?

• summer rains: check
• fall rains: check
• winter rains: check
• spring rains: check

OMG how did I miss the crossing of the seasons

[Symmetry]

Obvious you know nothing about the Jewish religion. We stay away from pigs and we do not celebrate Easter.

Mrswdk doesn't know a lot about many things.

I'd genuinely like to believe that it was just ignorance rather than deliberate antisemitism .

MrsWdk, you owe an apology.

[mrswdk]

You do know that's not really Bernie Sanders, right?

[tzor]

Don't tell anyone that.

We want to see the look in their faces when they realize that the POTUS isn't playing this game and they don't have access to the White House.