Pathetic jokes

by **Norse** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:07 am

Why are their no aspirins in the jungle??

because the parrots-eat-'em-all

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Whats black, white and red?

A rabbit, that has been rolled up in a newspaper, and thrown repeatedly at the wall

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

A burglar

Go away

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What do you call 2 theives?

A pair of Knickers

A little collaboration please

by **wcaclimbing** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:42 am

This is gonna be locked. There have only been about 1897987248324#*(#(*98729834723 threads about jokes. go find one of the other ones.

by **Norse** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:14 pm

that wasnt a very good joke, I didnt get it

besides, if all other joke threads have been locked, we need another one

a train walked into a sweet shop, and asked for a choo-choo-choo

by **s.xkitten** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:39 pm

Norse wrote:that wasnt a very good joke, I didnt get it

besides, if all other joke threads have been locked, we need another one

a train walked into a sweet shop, and asked for a choo-choo-choo

no...if the other threads have been locked, that means that they aren't okay, so you stop making them... :roll:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:04 pm

s.xkitten wrote:if the other threads have been locked, that means that they aren't okay, so you stop making them...

Lex non justa non est lex

by **Syzygy** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:27 pm

The others were locked for being too racist...

If this one doesn't go there it should be fine. (I think.)

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:28 pm

True dat.

If we stick to non-offensive chicken-crossed the road gags then we'll be just fine.

by **unriggable** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:16 pm

Here's a riddle, but YOU have to find out the ending.

Whatever happened to smash mouth?

by **johnnyrotten** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 pm

I'm gonna re-tell one I put in the other thread...

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.

by **unriggable** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 pm

Dont speak ever again.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:19 pm

unriggable wrote:Dont speak ever again.

by **johnnyrotten** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:23 pm

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

Neither has he.

by **sam_levi_11** on Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:41 pm

lol, im laughing at that one.......lol

by **Norse** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:23 am

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my big fat cock

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Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my big fat cock

by **chewyman** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:37 am

Sigh, Wicked can you at least just delete that rather than locking the whole thread this time??? :evil:

by **dwightschrute** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:39 am

wcaclimbing wrote:This is gonna be locked. There have only been about 1897987248324#*(#(*98729834723 threads about jokes. go find one of the other ones.

qft

by **Bouncer** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:19 pm

how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?

three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.

by **Stopper** on Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:41 pm

Bouncer wrote:how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?

three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.

Hehe. Angry about a recent game?

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:49 am

3 men walk past a bar.

by **Syzygy** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:53 am

Bouncer wrote:how many conquer club members does it take to change a lightbulb?

three -
one to change the lightbulb and the other two to form an alliance
and kick the ladder away.

by **Iliad** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:02 am

a man walks into a bar.
Ouch.

Two blondes walk into a building.

You would've thought one of them would've seen it.

by **The1exile** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:15 am

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How d'you know I'm a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her and says "That's a microwave!"

by **Iliad** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:26 am

The1exile wrote:A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How d'you know I'm a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her and says "That's a microwave!"

I know a good one.
A doctor says: I'm sorry but I have to put down your dog.
Dog owner: why? Is he sick?
Doctor: No he is too heavy.

"Doctor, doctor I'm being ignored!'
"Next"

by **AlgyTaylor** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:03 am

Why did the tiger lose his records?

Because the Junglist massive.

by **Iliad** on Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:11 am

What did the tigers say when they ate the joker?

Does this taste funny to you?

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