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Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:48 am

I now question Trump's ability to run this country. He rolls out Sarah Palin as a gift to himself.



Sarah Palin blames President Obama for her son's crime against his girlfriend.

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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:15 am

An endorsement from an imbecile. I like it.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby waauw on Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:18 am

*grabs a bucket of popcorn*
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:27 pm

....adding copious amounts of butter and salt to popcorn

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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:09 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:....adding copious amounts of butter and salt to popcorn

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Ease up Bernie, you need to live until January 2020 and you're pretty old. Salt is bad for blood pressure, and butter leads to high cholesterol.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby riskllama on Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:47 pm

the Michael Jackson one is better...
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:49 pm

I thought this said, "Sarah Palin is on her BACK!"


Clicked for the pix.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:30 am

Dukasaur wrote:I thought this said, "Sarah Palin is on her BACK!"


Clicked for the pix.


How about this

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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:37 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I thought this said, "Sarah Palin is on her BACK!"


Clicked for the pix.


How about this

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Nice!
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:17 pm

The lefties are having a field day with this Trumpalin.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:19 pm

I think Palin is actually some sort of walking speechbot. That's how much sense she makes.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:14 pm

notyou2 wrote:The lefties are having a field day with this Trumpalin.


The lefties are trying to infringe on our rights!

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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby betiko on Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:13 am

my deepest condoleances to all normal americans for living in such an idiocracy.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:28 am

My condolences to all the Spaniards still living under a shitty European Union ruled by a German retard. I hope you all find sovereignty soon and a job.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby betiko on Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:03 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:My condolences to all the Spaniards still living under a shitty European Union ruled by a German retard. I hope you all find sovereignty soon and a job.


you knew you weren't included in the "normal americans" I was talking about so you feel butthurt, right? ;)
Hey, at least it's cool to see that you understand you're part of the fucktards.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby waauw on Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:27 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:My condolences to all the Spaniards still living under a shitty European Union ruled by a German retard. I hope you all find sovereignty soon and a job.


You mean just drop people out of our statistics, like the BLS does to fix your american numbers, or actually get jobs?
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:31 pm

Sorry betiko it wasn't a diss towards you. I'm an American also getting fucked by globalists. Like George Carlin said.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dBZDSSky0
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:09 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Sorry betiko it wasn't a diss towards you. I'm an American also getting fucked by globalists. Like George Carlin said.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dBZDSSky0


Thank you warmonger, for your support!

Did not think you were a Socialist, who would of thought?
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:55 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Sorry betiko it wasn't a diss towards you. I'm an American also getting fucked by globalists. Like George Carlin said.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dBZDSSky0


Thank you warmonger, for your support!

Did not think you were a Socialist, who would of thought?

George Carlin was not a Socialist. He didn't believe in any of the -isms, as he made clear a couple times. George was an old-fashioned cynic who believed that there is no solution -- we are fucked no matter what we do. He spent a lot of time making fun of the rich assholes who run our world, but he was under no illusion that substituting some other set of assholes would be any better.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:54 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Sorry betiko it wasn't a diss towards you. I'm an American also getting fucked by globalists. Like George Carlin said.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5dBZDSSky0


Thank you warmonger, for your support!

Did not think you were a Socialist, who would of thought?

George Carlin was not a Socialist. He didn't believe in any of the -isms, as he made clear a couple times. George was an old-fashioned cynic who believed that there is no solution -- we are fucked no matter what we do. He spent a lot of time making fun of the rich assholes who run our world, but he was under no illusion that substituting some other set of assholes would be any better.


You got it wrong Duk.

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Check these quotes from George Carlin;


"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."

"Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time."

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you.

They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're f**ked."

"Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers."

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."

"If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else."

Yep, George was a Socialist!
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:54 pm

You would be surprised at how cultured I really am Bernie. I own an books written by George Plekhanov,Karl Marx,Friedrich Engels to Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. I'm almost a political atheist. Who gets to dictate how an ideology ought to be categorized? Who gets to interpret a words meaning? The word gay doesn't have the same meaning as it did 45 years ago. The word conservative or democrat will probably have a different meaning in 60 years.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby patches70 on Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:54 am

Bernie Sanders wrote:Yep, George was a Socialist!


Yeah, he was a socialist all right...

George Carlin wrote:I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse.


Carlin was a pure cynic. He didn't give a f*ck about socialists, democrats, republicans or anyone else. He was just eating popcorn in the front row watching the freak show and laughing his ass off. If he was alive today Carlin would be laughing his ass off at the real Bernie Sanders too and giving the Bern some Carlin burns. Carlin hated all you stupid partisan fucks.
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Ltrain on Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:16 am

Can I start a Sarah Palin multi if I soley play district of Alaska and, let's say Antarctica cause maybe she thinks she can see that from her house too since its also a cold place
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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:17 am

Ltrain wrote:Can I start a Sarah Palin multi if I soley play district of Alaska and, let's say Antarctica cause maybe she thinks she can see that from her house too since its also a cold place


Of course you can be Sarah Palin's multi. Just follow Stephen Colbert's method to taser the reasoning side of your brain and start blurting out the first thing that comes to mind.

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Re: Sarah Palin is BACK!

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:14 pm

I feel sorry for her kids. They never stood a chance. The genes were stacked against them.
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