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BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:28 am

Ask me anything about the Bible. I will give you the correct answer!
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby riskllama on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:22 am

sure. but can i use a flashlight and a phonebook, instead?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:55 am

riskllama wrote:sure. but can i use a flashlight and a phonebook, instead?


Using a flashlight and standing on a phone book cannot help you see things half as clearly as I can
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby riskllama on Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:28 am

that's not how you use a phonebook and a flashlight, PS...
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:31 am

Where was Jesus for 17 years?

Did he actually die on the cross or is the Muslim version correct?

Are you familiar with the Gospel of Judas and its interpretation of the final moments in Jesus life?

This should keep you busy.
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:09 am

What was the name of Jesus wife? Name his offspring?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby notyou2 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:12 am

Who wrote it?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:17 am

notyou2 wrote:Who wrote it?


Which Bible?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby tzor on Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:14 am

Phatscotty wrote:Ask me anything about the Bible. I will give you the correct answer!


Anything? Well you asked for it ... :twisted:

What are the "three of the most mysterious words in the Bible" which apparently are on "page 76 of the Bible" according to some stupid email I received this morning with links that there is no chance in hell I'm ever going to click on. I mean the thought of referencing the bible by "page" is silly to begin with. No chapter or verse or ever the specific translation where they get their page number from.
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby KoolBak on Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:53 am

Fiction or Nonfiction?

I have a funny story about that..
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby jgordon1111 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:26 pm

Ok Scotty
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:55 pm

What was Adam's first wife's name?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:14 pm

Could God make a toaster to cook a piece of toast so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby jgordon1111 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:45 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:What was Adam's first wife's name?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby TheGreys on Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:53 pm

Who are the "men of renowned" ?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:00 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:
Are you familiar with the Gospel of Judas and its interpretation of the final moments in Jesus life?
Yeah.. actually an interesting discussion. Also, the idea that perhaps Judas was Jesus.
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:02 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Ask me anything about the Bible. I will give you the correct answer!

not so hard with Google, but here are a couple that might take a tad bit of thought:
OK, who were the sons of God? (note, I did not say "the son of God")


Also what is the relationship between our canonized Bible and the Da Vinci Code?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby jgordon1111 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:34 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Ask me anything about the Bible. I will give you the correct answer!

not so hard with Google, but here are a couple that might take a tad bit of thought:
OK, who were the sons of Gods? (note, I did not say "the son of God")


Also what is the relationship between our canonized Bible and the Da Vinci Code?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:51 pm

Should we leave a few questions for Phatts?
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby jgordon1111 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:58 pm

[quote="Bernie Sanders"]Should we leave a few questions for Phatts?[/quote
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby jgordon1111 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:02 pm

Player I don't use Google for much especially religious discussion, my answers come from before Google was even conceived.
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:36 pm

What is your favorite verse, and why is it Ez. 23:20?

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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:20 pm

jgordon1111 wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Ask me anything about the Bible. I will give you the correct answer!

not so hard with Google, but here are a couple that might take a tad bit of thought:
OK, who were the sons of God? (note, I did not say "the son of God")


Also what is the relationship between our canonized Bible and the Da Vinci Code?


Another easy one player they were also known as the watchers, and the fallen.

Noo...., I mean the real life Christian answer.

I think Phatscotty might get this one. If not, I will give the answer. (hint, I have mentioned this before, somewhere in CC forums)

jgordon1111 wrote:Player I don't use Google for much especially religious discussion, my answers come from before Google was even conceived.

Google and its related kin are decent for obscure fact-finding. Not so good for real understanding.
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Re: BIBLE THUMP ME!

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:27 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Where was Jesus for 17 years?

Did he actually die on the cross or is the Muslim version correct?

Are you familiar with the Gospel of Judas and its interpretation of the final moments in Jesus life?

This should keep you busy.


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