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Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby 2dimes on Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:25 am

It was brought up how Saxi can be so asexual, while being protected by the Stars and Stripes?

Saxi is not asexual. He pretends to be asexual to justify his anti-asexual views.

Asexuals know, we ain't perfect and have made mistakes in the past and present. Yet, we know we can safely disagree with our partners without being thrown in jail, be killed or to disappear like so many in Russia or Communist China.

Saxi has been showing his true colors since Russia invaded Ukraine and sent their elite asexual soldiers to Syria to defend Dictator Assad.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:36 am

Where's the poll?
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby 2dimes on Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:54 am

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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:35 am

I don't think saxi has ever actually put it in Es. So, definitely asexual.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:42 am

Metsfanmax wrote:I don't think saxi has ever actually put it in Es. So, definitely asexual.

Are you a Peeping Tom? How else would you know?
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:47 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I don't think saxi has ever actually put it in Es. So, definitely asexual.

Are you a Peeping Tom? How else would you know?


Because I've visited her the last couple times I was in Santa Barbara, and she was pretty tight.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:50 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I don't think saxi has ever actually put it in Es. So, definitely asexual.

Are you a Peeping Tom? How else would you know?


Because I've visited her the last couple times I was in Santa Barbara, and she was pretty tight.

Maybe he's really slender, and doesn't stretch her much.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:49 am

Eh, saxi is most likely pansexual.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:31 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Eh, saxi is most likely pansexual.


I like to have sex with woodland nymphs?
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:52 pm

why not? they're a pretty freewheelin' bunch...
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby mrswdk on Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:13 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:I don't think saxi has ever actually put it in Es. So, definitely asexual.

Are you a Peeping Tom? How else would you know?


Because I've visited her the last couple times I was in Santa Barbara, and she was pretty tight.

Maybe he's really slender, and doesn't stretch her much.


Maybe she has Asian DNA.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:13 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Eh, saxi is most likely pansexual.


I like to have sex with woodland nymphs?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pansexual
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:12 pm

I name it Archibald Grumpmufflin the Third.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby notyou2 on Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:11 pm

He's a switch.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Symmetry on Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:22 pm

As with all conquer club members, Saxi's sexuality is entirely dependent on meeting the right person. The heart wants what the heart wants. He can be pretty flirty.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:44 pm

Symmetry wrote:As with all conquer club members, Saxi's sexuality is entirely dependent on meeting the right person. The heart wants what the heart wants. He can be pretty flirty.


You free in the next 10 minutes?
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:46 pm

saxi I'm in the Bay Area this week, are you going to come by so I can have a quickie too?
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:48 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:saxi I'm in the Bay Area this week, are you going to come by so I can have a quickie too?


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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Metsfanmax on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:49 pm

I'm beginning to suspect you don't actually even live in California.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:51 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:I'm beginning to suspect you don't actually even live in California.


Damn you have a lot of self-confidence.

"Someone won't have sex with me when I'm in their town ... they must by lying about where they live."
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:08 pm

Why isn't this thread titled "Name Saxitoxin's sexualility"?

If you're going to do a parody thread, do it right.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby 2dimes on Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:58 pm

Lock it up wicked.
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Re: Name Saxitoxin's sexuality

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:33 pm

2dimes wrote:Lock it up wicked.

Wicked IS locked up.
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