It's Time to Take Back the World

by **jimboston** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:33 pm

Why do I go last? USA should go first!

At least Italy got dumped, but is China the best candidate?
It's economy is all smoke and mirrors.
I'd suggest India instead. Much more stable.

Does no G20 rule mean no European nation?

Argentina
Australia
Brazil
Canada
China
France
Germany
India
Indonesia
Italy
Japan
Republic of Korea
Mexico
Russia
Saudi Arabia
South Africa
Turkey
the United Kingdom
the United State

and the European Union

We'll be doing this for awhile.

Can I just claim all non-G20 countries in the Western Hemisphere?

by **jimboston** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:40 pm

I claim Panama.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:47 pm

I claim Italy, I need their supplies of grapes. We need to increase our strategic supplies of wine!

Aww f*ck! Italy is part of the G8. Need more time to find good grape growing regions.

by **Bernie Sanders** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:51 pm

Ok, Chile!

by **mrswdk** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:44 pm

jimboston wrote:At least Italy got dumped, but is China the best candidate?
It's economy is all smoke and mirrors.
I'd suggest India instead. Much more stable.

You'll have to wake up earlier than that to troll mrswdk.

Does no G20 rule mean no European nation?

Given that there are only 5 European countries in the G20 (including Russia), what do you think?

by **WingCmdr Ginkapo** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:19 pm

Uk declares a vote of no confidence in Doom Yoshi

by **mrswdk** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:26 pm

I pick Philippines.

by **jimboston** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:10 pm

mrswdk wrote:I pick Philippines.

Philippines is already a vassal country to the Good 'Ole USA.

Sorry, she's off limits.

by **waauw** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:28 pm

I think San Francisco should be a country of its own. They are clearly not american.

by **DaGip** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:53 pm

I want all the Native American Reservations in the United States.

First order of business:

Dissolving ALL Native American Reservations and creating one sovereign nation of Native Americans.
Legalizing Marijuana.
Find tires for all former Rez autos currently on cement blocks.
Gambling Casinos on every street corner.

(Oh wait...this sounds a lot like South Dakota!)

Carry on.

by **jimboston** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:00 pm

DaGip wrote:
I want all the Native American Reservations in the United States.

Native American Reservations are not independent States/Countries.

Though I can understand your confusion as the people are often poor as those in 3rd World Countries.

This is simply because they are mislead by corrupt Tribe Leaders. As part of this New World Order, jimboston's USA would abolish all Reservations, and raise Education and Healthcare standards in those areas to better serve the residents. We wouldn't force them to stay in these underdeveloped areas the way their current leadership does; brainwashing them to stay when it's against their own long-term economic interests.

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:15 pm

I want Poland.

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:39 am

I insert Phattscotty as the 'Anonymous' loose collective of hackers to shake things up. I also add in GoranZ as Macedonia.

--Andy

by **mrswdk** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:37 pm

I also claim Vietnam.

by **waauw** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:32 pm

mrswdk wrote:I also claim Vietnam.

Vietnam wants nothing to do with you. You can go claim Korea instead.

by **jimboston** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:02 pm

mrswdk wrote:I also claim Vietnam.

Veto

You are going out of turn.

Unless you are retracting your attempt to claim Philippines?

by **jimboston** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:05 pm

These are all mine, by default of proximity...

Antigua and Barbuda
Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Costa Rica
Cuba
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
Grenada
Guatemala
Haiti
Honduras
Jamaica
Nicaragua
Panama
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Trinidad and Tobago

No need to 'claim' what I/USA already controls.

... and yeah you can try to say Cuba doesn't fit into that category, but
see what happens if you try to move in.

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:11 pm

jimboston wrote:These are all mine, by default of proximity...

Antigua and Barbuda
Bahamas
Barbados
Belize
Costa Rica
Cuba
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
Grenada
Guatemala
Haiti
Honduras
Jamaica
Nicaragua
Panama
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Trinidad and Tobago

No need to 'claim' what I/USA already controls.

... and yeah you can try to say Cuba doesn't fit into that category, but
see what happens if you try to move in.

You know what this is?

Doesn't matter if you know what it is. Probably better if you don't. But it's coming to your nighbourhood. So get your filthy imperialist paws off St. Lucia, Nicaragua, Panama, Barbados, the Grenadines, and all the rest, and take your fucking turn like the rest of us.

by **jimboston** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:39 pm

Dukasaur wrote:You know what this is?

It's clearly a Russian Typhoon Class Nuclear Submarine.

Duh!

Since it's no longer in service, I'm not too worried about it actually showing up anywhere.

'sides, why would Canada care what I claim. You're just my toady anyway.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:55 pm

Japan claims the Senkaku Islands. And several port cities on mainland China that were at one time under Japanese rule.

Why? To spread Pokemon! A whole billion people that mainly view us in a negative light simply because they have not found the joys of Pokemon!