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What's the funnest doctor appointment to have?

 
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Funnest Doctor

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:31 pm

What's the funnest doctor appointment to have?
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:42 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:02 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby mrswdk on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:06 pm

Which is the one that sticks their finger up your ass?
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:11 pm

mrswdk wrote:Which is the one that sticks their finger up your ass?


They all will if you have an Obamacare Gold Plan.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby riskllama on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:26 pm

mrswdk wrote:Which is the one that sticks their finger up your ass?

proctologist is your bum doc, mrs...
but your family doctor checks your prostate when you get to that age, I believe.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:59 pm

riskllama wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Which is the one that sticks their finger up your ass?

proctologist is your bum doc, mrs...
but your family doctor checks your prostate when you get to that age, I believe.
saxitoxin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Which is the one that sticks their finger up your ass?


They all will if you have an Obamacare Gold Plan.

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Nov 03, 2015 4:34 pm

Having your humerus examined.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby riskllama on Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:27 pm

I've had some good times with a rug doctor. and at $45/day, it's quite reasonably priced.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 04, 2015 1:30 am

riskllama wrote:I've had some good times with a rug doctor. and at $45/day, it's quite reasonably priced.

First time I ever rented one, I followed all the instructions, filled the water and soap into it, turned it on, held the button to get it going, and no water came out.

I got the one defective one out of the bunch.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:16 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
riskllama wrote:I've had some good times with a rug doctor. and at $45/day, it's quite reasonably priced.

First time I ever rented one, I followed all the instructions, filled the water and soap into it, turned it on, held the button to get it going, and no water came out.

I got the one defective one out of the bunch.

Sounds like a malpractice lawsuit to me.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby mrswdk on Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:26 am

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
riskllama wrote:I've had some good times with a rug doctor. and at $45/day, it's quite reasonably priced.

First time I ever rented one, I followed all the instructions, filled the water and soap into it, turned it on, held the button to get it going, and no water came out.

I got the one defective one out of the bunch.

Sounds like a malpractice lawsuit to me.


Or you could just grow a pair and move on.
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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby mrswdk on Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:51 am

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:56 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:11 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby notyou2 on Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:56 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:56 pm

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Re: Funnest Doctor

Postby tzor on Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:44 pm

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