I would like to be:
XenHu, so I could see precisely how unlikely I was to ever kill anybody.
or
Take2Out, so I could understand what it was like to have a brain the size of a walnut.
or maybe
Ranck3, so I could jump off a building and do the world a favour.
Obviously, I'd like to be 'your mum' too, but that seemed too easy...
PS. Thread-Jacking rules Ok!