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Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
luns101 wrote:Lose Thyself by the bard - Eminem:
Hark!, if thou hadst but one shot, or one opportunity
To seize all that thy heart desireth -One moment
Wouldst thou capture it or just letteth it slip?
His palms are but sweaty, knees weak, arms art heavy
Tis vomit on his sweater already, mum's spaghetti
He's skittish, yet on the surface his appearance tis calm and ready
To droppeth bombs, yet he continueth to forget
That which he wrote down, the legion spouts so loud
Yet opens his mouth, but the words canst not come out
He makes error, a farce it makes now
The ticker's run out, thy allotment tis over, bloah!
Snappeth back to reality, Oh there flees from us gravity
Oh, continueth still Rabbit, he choketh
He's so daft, yet he continueth still
No bother, no
He shall not accept it , for he knoweth his extremity is to these ropes
Tis of no consequence, he's dope
He understandeth that, still tis broke
He's so sluggish that he knoweth
Whilst he returns back to his mobile home, tis when it's
Recoil to the lab again yo
This whole rap rubbish
He shouldst capture this moment and not despair it to eclipse him
[Hook:]
Thou shouldst lose thyself in the music, the moment
Thou ownst it, Thou shouldst never let it go
Thou only receivest one shot, canst miss thy chance to blow
Thy opportunity cometh but once in a lifetime yo
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Navyblue4u wrote:Amazing guys. Good effort. I haven't time to translate a song right now. I'll think of a good one for later.
I just wanted to have one more post. lol
Navyblue4u
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
luns101 wrote:Navyblue4u wrote:Amazing guys. Good effort. I haven't time to translate a song right now. I'll think of a good one for later.
I just wanted to have one more post. lol
Navyblue4u
I shall be inspired by whatever thou shalt put forth, Navy.
luns101 wrote:Dancing Mustard, GreecePwns, and Navyblue4u....great contributions! You have all inspired me to go find some other songs to submit here. I especially liked the one about "This is why I'm hot" and converting it to old English!
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Is there a new Trogdor episode of Strongbad now? I don't remember that last verse from the original...
GreecePwns wrote:Hark! Hearye those dueling guitar solos! It is like squeedly dueling meedly over here. Goeth on squeedly! Goeth on squeedly! SQUEEDLY CONQUERS!
When all the land is a'ruinedeth
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remaineth
My money doth on ye...
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
diddle wrote:how the hell did this thread make it into its third page
Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
I GOT SERVED wrote:Milkshake-Kalise
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to thy yard,
And they're like
Tis better than thine
Damn right, tis better than thine,
I can teach you,
But I must levy a fee
I know thou wants it,
The thing that makes thou,
What thy gentlefolk goes crazy for.
Thy lost thou minds
The way thy wind,
Thou thinkest tis time
[chorus]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
Thy gentlefolk tis waiting
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to thy yard,
And they're like
Tis better than thine
Damn right, tis better than thine,
I can teach you,
But I must levy a fee
Thou can see thine on it,
Thou want me to teach thee,
Techniques that freaks thy gentlefolk,
It cannot be purchased,
Just know, bandits get caught,
Thous must watch if thine is smart,
[chorus]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
Thy gentlefolk tis waiting,
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to thy yard,
And they're like
Tis better than thine
Damn right, tis better than thine,
I can teach you,
But I must levy a fee
Oh, once thou getest involved,
Thy whole village will look this way-so,
Thouou must maintain thy charm,
Same time maintain thy halo,
Thou should just getest thine perfect blend,
Plus what thou hast within,
Then next thy genlefolks' eyes are squint,
Then thou hast picked up thine scent,
[chorus]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
Thy gentlefolk tis waiting,
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to thy yard,
And they're like
Tis better than thine
Damn right, tis better than thine,
I can teach you,
But I must levy a fee
luns101 wrote:We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
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