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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 2:05 pm

This is a challenge to see who can make the best conversion from a modern day hip-hop, rap, or rock song using old English lyrics.

Just pick a modern day rock song and turn into a medieval folk lore
i'll jump in a moment if i can find a song :wink:

Let-eth begin!
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Postby pancakemix on Sat May 26, 2007 2:12 pm

Noeth.
Epic Win

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Postby Syzygy on Sat May 26, 2007 2:16 pm

This knave do protest, thine noble quest is too much work for one to completeth.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 2:45 pm

pancakemix wrote:Noeth.
Do-eth god damn-eth!
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby diddle on Sat May 26, 2007 2:46 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Noeth.
Do-eth god damn-eth!


why shalt thou put thou through this torment and suffering, thou shalt smite thee
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 3:01 pm

diddle wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
pancakemix wrote:Noeth.
Do-eth god damn-eth!


why shalt thou put thou through this torment and suffering, thou shalt smite thee
LIES!
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Aries on Sat May 26, 2007 3:19 pm

'Er once was ye pig-eth, who wanted to travel yonder ye world-eth
Ye aliens art thou dangerous, and they blew up-eth ye youngun pig-eth

Ta-Dah! :lol:
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Postby diddle on Sat May 26, 2007 3:21 pm

how doth this thread geteth more attention and posts than thoust(my) other thread about a singer/songwriter
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 4:21 pm

Because though art is a toilet-eth
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 4:57 pm

In-eth the life of-eth the wrong-eth a love lingered on-eth,
Love lingered on-eth to-eth frustration.
And if-eth our love is-eth so wrong-eth, what should-eth we do-eth alone?
Or am-eth thy just a picture in a photograph?
Why-eth are we stuck in-eth this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who-eth would not deny-eth lovers?
And thy don't care what-eth they say, if what though need is your faith,
Then-eth take a look at my face and-eth know

That till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Until though rapture fall-eth to pieces
Find-eth in thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth like suffering
Life had-eth gone this way
Life is gone-eth this way

Still-eth in the life of-eth the wrong we all-eth moved along
Another life evolved-eth to gestation
And-eth we made our way with-eth the mistake we made
But she was-eth just-eth a picture in the photograph

So she walked-eth in-eth the baby's room
Knowing what-eth she should-eth do leave thy in-eth
Absolute horror
She put-eth her hand-eth on-eth its lip she gave it
One last kiss-eth
And some tune that went-eth

Until-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth are suffering

And-eth thy would-eth and-eth thy would-eth, destroy-eth though god
Yes-eth thy would-eth if thy could destroy though god
Because though is-eth born again
Until though is worn-eth again-eth,

Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till thoguh rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room-eth to breathe,
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

But, if-eth this-eth must be, then burn-eth with thy
Anything
Just dont-eth leave
Find-eth in me the room-eth to breathe
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

She swore she heard-eth the voice of jesus
Telling-eth her it was-eth wrong to keep it
And one more thing-eth, it looked-eth like thy
Back when-eth it breathed-eth
Rest in-eth peace
Until-eth the rapture comes-eth to-eth meet us

(that took a good chunk of my time to re-do)
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Chad22342 on Sat May 26, 2007 5:03 pm

You know they never added eth's at the ends of their words.
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Postby Chad22342 on Sat May 26, 2007 5:05 pm

Shakespeare was the first one to actually do that and he wrote it in his plays and that's when people started to add the eth's.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 5:07 pm

Well if shakespear did it then im doing it
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Chad22342 on Sat May 26, 2007 5:08 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Well if shakespear did it then im doing it


OK

P.S.^^That song reeeeally must have taken some time.^^
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 5:13 pm

About 15 damn minutes lol
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Chad22342 on Sat May 26, 2007 5:14 pm

Was it worth it?
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 5:15 pm

Ya i feel proud of my work
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Chad22342 on Sat May 26, 2007 5:16 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ya i feel proud of my work


That's what counts. :wink:
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Postby Guiscard on Sat May 26, 2007 5:56 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:In-eth the life of-eth the wrong-eth a love lingered on-eth,
Love lingered on-eth to-eth frustration.
And if-eth our love is-eth so wrong-eth, what should-eth we do-eth alone?
Or am-eth thy just a picture in a photograph?
Why-eth are we stuck in-eth this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who-eth would not deny-eth lovers?
And thy don't care what-eth they say, if what though need is your faith,
Then-eth take a look at my face and-eth know

That till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Until though rapture fall-eth to pieces
Find-eth in thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth like suffering
Life had-eth gone this way
Life is gone-eth this way

Still-eth in the life of-eth the wrong we all-eth moved along
Another life evolved-eth to gestation
And-eth we made our way with-eth the mistake we made
But she was-eth just-eth a picture in the photograph

So she walked-eth in-eth the baby's room
Knowing what-eth she should-eth do leave thy in-eth
Absolute horror
She put-eth her hand-eth on-eth its lip she gave it
One last kiss-eth
And some tune that went-eth

Until-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth are suffering

And-eth thy would-eth and-eth thy would-eth, destroy-eth though god
Yes-eth thy would-eth if thy could destroy though god
Because though is-eth born again
Until though is worn-eth again-eth,

Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till thoguh rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room-eth to breathe,
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

But, if-eth this-eth must be, then burn-eth with thy
Anything
Just dont-eth leave
Find-eth in me the room-eth to breathe
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

She swore she heard-eth the voice of jesus
Telling-eth her it was-eth wrong to keep it
And one more thing-eth, it looked-eth like thy
Back when-eth it breathed-eth
Rest in-eth peace
Until-eth the rapture comes-eth to-eth meet us

(that took a good chunk of my time to re-do)


It took you 15 minutes to add -eth to the end of every third word?

You really need to learn to use copy and paste...
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat May 26, 2007 6:02 pm

Eh
Copy and paste is overrated 8)
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Postby KomradeKloininov on Sat May 26, 2007 7:10 pm

Thine work is quite superfluous-eth
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Postby Aries on Sat May 26, 2007 7:14 pm

Post that in our game-eth :wink:
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Sat May 26, 2007 8:27 pm

I figured that this would be appropriate.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun May 27, 2007 12:45 am

Bump-eth
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun May 27, 2007 12:45 am

Aries wrote:Post that in our game-eth :wink:
Thy doesnt think-eth will fit-eth
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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