Conquerclub Jokes

[BoganGod]

doomYoshi

[Denise]

A blonde wife of a CC player is distraught because she fears her husband loves CC more than her. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a laptop and a deranged look on his face, muttering furiously to himself about dice. She grabs the gun & holds it to her own head. Luckily his turn has just ended so he notices, jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds, "Shut up...you're next!"

[BoganGod]

A blonde wife of a CC player is distraught because she fears her husband loves CC more than her. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a laptop and a deranged look on his face, muttering furiously to himself about dice. She grabs the gun & holds it to her own head. Luckily his turn has just ended so he notices, jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds, "Shut up...you're next!"

boom, tish!