king of the hill

[Dancing Mustard]

I body-slam your Giant Robots, they kneel before my bloody chest.

Spamalot's Hill

[The Weird One]

You lose too much blood from your "bloody chest" and you die.

My hill

[Dancing Mustard]

Look at my biceps. You cannot talk to me like that with my mohawk.

Spamalot's Hill.

[The Weird One]

I ignore your F***ing biceps and mohawk and walk up to you and just push you off the hill. Unfortunately for you, you fall on paranoid-android's flagpole that noone's thought to move from it's dangerous position. You get impaled and die

My Hill

[Dancing Mustard]

Comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit. Just count the money before the Juggernaut gets back.

Spamalot's Hill

[Avron]

Because no one destroyed the sheild, inside of it I unleash chemical weapons, irrdating it for 12 years. Spamalots hill, we all have suits that make us immune.

[Dancing Mustard]

PS, we can also teleport through walls, and we can all make our nails grow really long if we need to. That's just how badass we are.

[The Weird One]

I mug a kaniggit of spamalot and take the suit. I then go into the shield with a nuke, locate the shield generator and nuke the shit out of it

Seeing as I died in the blast (along with everything else in a very wide radius) No one's radioactive crater

[Dancing Mustard]

I hit you with your own pimp. My spaceship is a Dodge. I am made of laffy-taffy.

Spamalot's Hill

[Splash]

I trip over you, we tumble down the hill, no one's hill (again)

[Dancing Mustard]

You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill

[dwightschrute]

You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill

so true

[Splash]

You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill

so true

WTF??? jamaica colours??? ...okay...a spamalot rule, i'll have to get used to this...

[bonified]

is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

[sfhbballnut]

I torture you in everyway I can think of without killing you in 24 hours, then I kill you, my hill

[strike wolf]

But you forgot that you already sold the hill to me for Braves tickets. So my hill. Oh and I move the flagpole to a location that only I know about.

My hill.

[Dancing Mustard]

is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

I can assure you, as Spamalot's resident psychic, that you will never in a million years be admitted to Spamalot. While my view on the matter is not authoritative, I am so confident in its accuracy that I would wager several million pounds on its truth.
Please never claim the hill in our name again, we don't need your help.


Oh yeah...

I have had my helmet since fourth grade. Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me.

Spamalot's Hill

[strike wolf]

You wearing a helmet but that doesn't stop me from pushing you down the hill. As you fall you manage to knock a boulder lose from it's position. You then hit the ground in front of a see-saw just in time to see the boulder land on the other side launching you all the way to france where you land on the Eiffel tower (the tip spearing your frail torso.)

[Dancing Mustard]

I'm a candy salesman, part-time stripper, and I do hair. Just wait till I get out of this latex, gonna show you a real pistol.

Spamalot's Hill

[Avron]

I order Glacatus to come down and eat the hill, the planet, and you. Then I set the Halo Rings in Action. GG Everyone been fun go home now.


Spamalots Hill

[mr. incrediball]

is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

you can join... if you get to 200 posts AND the spamalot thread comes back... but until then don't claim the hill in our name!

oh yeah, and i do something that results in your death

spamalot's hill.

[bonified]

fine then i'll just claim the hill in Cheesus, the king of cheese and mars! he makes u all constipated til u explode,

Cheesus's hill

[mr. incrediball]

fine then i'll just claim the hill in Cheesus, the king of cheese and mars! he makes u all constipated til u explode,

Cheesus's hill

have you ever seen cheese beat spam?

spamalot's hill.

[strike wolf]

After killing Glacatus(Is that right? or did Avron just spell it incorrectly.), I come back to claim the hill.

My hill.

[Dancing Mustard]

You owe me 50 bucks, I custom made your suit. I'm gonna mess you up with my pimp-cane. I just love looking out over the city with my pimp-cane. Cap them foo's.

Spamalot's Hill