So this topic seemed ripe for a semi-statistical analysis, if only to help us all get a better grasp on this strange creature.
Rationale: DoomYoshi created topics in the Off Topics Forum in 2014 investigated, in all manner of aspects.
TOTAL NUMBER Of TOPICS Created By DoomYoshi (2014): 48
PROJECTED NUMBER Of TOPICS Created By DoomYoshi (2014): ~192
Timestamps Of DoomYoshi Topic Creations, GRAPHED (2014):

Inferred Findings:
- DoomYoshi sleeps from 2:00 AM to 7:00 AM.
- DoomYoshi's most productive hour of the day begins at 10:00 AM.
- DoomYoshi lunches from 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM.
- DoomYoshi's family/roommates forbids him from posting during dinner, 6:00 PM.
- DoomYoshi sneakily posts late in the night when other family/roommates are sleeping or otherwise preoccupied.
TOTAL NUMBER of REPLIES To All DoomYoshi Topics (2014): 410
AVERAGE NUMBER of REPLIES In A DoomYoshi Topic (2014): 8.5416666
- Highest # - 46 REPLIES
- Lowest # - 0 REPLIES
TOTAL NUMBER Of REPLIES Not Including DoomYoshi REPLIES To His Own Topics (2014): 349
AVERAGE NUMBER Of REPLIES Not Including DoomYoshi REPLIES To His Own Topic (2014): 7.2708333
TOTAL NUMBER of Times DoomYoshi Was The Final Poster In A DoomYoshi Topic: 14 (~29% of the time)
Off Topic Denizen Most Likely To Reply In A DoomYoshi Topic (2014): DoomYoshi
TOTAL NUMBER Of UNIQUE POSTERS (Excluding DoomYoshi) In All DoomYoshi Topics (2014): 54
We all have blood on our hands:
POSTERS Conspicuously Absent From Posting In DoomYoshi Topics (2014):
- universalchiro
With Love,
--Andy