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Postby morph on Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:07 pm

no, see thats when the women need to get some confidence and be like "yo bitch this is what you need to do and these are the areas to drive most women wild!"
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Postby Sammy gags on Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:43 pm

morph wrote:no, see thats when the women need to get some confidence and be like "yo bitch this is what you need to do and these are the areas to drive most women wild!"


y would u be teaching a women which spots drive women wild, u mean the places that drive men wild?
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Postby Kylie on Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:25 pm

well some men get affended when you do that !!!
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Postby Sammy gags on Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:39 pm

true, but y would a women need 2 know wut spots drive other women wild?
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Postby morph on Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:47 pm

the women is calling a guy a bitch, and no man should get offended by that, in fact id get turned on if my women (if i had one anymore) did that to me..
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Postby Machiavelli on Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:51 pm

I would be mildly offended if a women called me a bitch while we were making love.
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Postby morph on Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:15 pm

maybe, but i assume your of the older area in age, most people like a lil kink lol but still when you were younger wouldnt you rather have had a women show you exactly what you needed to do to truley make you a skilled "lover" instead of goin trial by error and possibly pissing off lovers...
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Postby Machiavelli on Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:44 am

I wouldnt care if she was showing me how (not that shed need to) but I dont find it at all kinky to have her say "You are a bitch" while we are F*cking


And actually Im still a teenager and kinky is fine w/me :wink:
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Postby morph on Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:26 pm

kylie hook da man up with some erb we need to relax him, kink is great, just realize its kink lol or what good would come of it if she does show you what you need to do, even if she does call you a bitch...
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Postby minihaymanz on Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:37 pm

if a women called me a bitch while we're fucking,
I'd probably punch her in the face. and then make fun of her because shes just like her mother in the fact that she can't take a punch.
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Postby morph on Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:41 pm

dude your fucked up, and honestly i think most men would reck you just for saying that you would hit a women...
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Postby minihaymanz on Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:52 pm

yeah, essnetially im just saying half of this stuff for jokes.

to tell you the truth im a bloody teenager.
but I've never heard of a women calling a guy a bitch while having sex...probably the most awkward moment ever...this is how it would go, a little commentary if you will:

*guy and girl are really going all out, girls on top*
"oh f*ck me you bitch"
*guy stops for a second, and stares at her*
"uhh what? Did you just call me a bitch?"
*girl stares dumbfounded*
"did I? It was a spur of the moment thing, didn't really MEAN to, it just came out"
*guy is still stopped, still staring at her blindly*
"but you called me a bitch"
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Postby morph on Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:55 pm

i dont care, this is a subject im passionetly into, i would honestly f*ck any lil bitch boy up who strikes a women in a fashion that she did not like nor deserve... sex play is one thing but hitting a women for any reason beyond that id honestly have to be pulled off because id be going for the death of that person..
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Postby minihaymanz on Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:04 pm

alright there. someone can't take a joke.
at all.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:51 am

in a hands on sex ed class would you have to bang your teacher because there are some teachers I wouldnt bang....


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Postby Kylie on Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:09 am

minihaymanz wrote:if a women called me a bitch while we're fucking,
I'd probably punch her in the face. and then make fun of her because shes just like her mother in the fact that she can't take a punch.



Im a chick and id kick your ass try me ...... Or ask jason I throw a mean punch and how much I would like to smack the $hit out of you right now for saying that ... just shows ignorance !!!1
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:12 am

Nothing a woman calls me during sex will effect me...unless it's another guys name, but i doubt that'll even stop me :lol: The ONLY time I'd raise my hand 2 a woman is if she bit my dick, that's just uncalled for.
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Postby Kylie on Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:15 am

exactly if i bit jason i would expect him to kick the $hit out of me lol
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Postby Sir Gordalot on Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:46 am

Kernal_Kronic wrote:Nothing a woman calls me during sex will effect me...unless it's another guys name, but i doubt that'll even stop me :lol: The ONLY time I'd raise my hand 2 a woman is if she bit my dick, that's just uncalled for.


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Postby morph on Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:46 pm

its not a joke, least that kind of talk is not a joke, abusing a women is never a joke
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Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:09 pm

not that im agaist not hitting women or anything. but who made that law???
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Postby Sir Gordalot on Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:18 pm

minihaymanz wrote:shes just like her mother in the fact that she can't take a punch.


well I'm just gonna put this out there.... that's a joke from family guy I believe... now I know minihaymanz in RL and I know he isn't like that and that he is very sarcastic... so lets just let it go
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:55 pm

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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:59 pm

I feel like i'm on one of thsoe the more you know commercials for NBC..

abusing a woman is not a joke


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Postby sportsdd2 on Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:54 pm

i think the only time u can hit a woman is when u are being abused and need to defend your self. any other situation is uncalled for
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