Get to know a CCer: Aries

[Aries]

A pet dragon eh?

Well i got a pet to

its called a life

Sounds like a pet. What's his/her name?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Fifi

[The Weird One]

Always a good name.

[The Weird One]

But it sounds small and annoying

[Aries]

Fifi

I know this emo kid down the street, and he also has a pet life, and it's name is "Sucks"

[Aries]

But it sounds small and annoying

Fifi is a great name for a life. You're small and annoying

[Aries]

THO, you seem like a spammer already. Nice to meet ya Over here is DDS DDS, meet THO; DDS, no, not in the punch bowl you idiot, the washrooms are over THERE

[Chad22342]

<<<Do you like my new avvy?<<<

[The Weird One]

Thanks for the introduction

[DirtyDishSoap]

good thing im not that emo kid then

[Aries]

<<<Do you like my new avvy?<<<

Ya, it's good

Well, bye all, I'm going in my hot tub, then I'm going to sleep

G'night

[DirtyDishSoap]

THO, you seem like a spammer already. Nice to meet ya Over here is DDS DDS, meet THO; DDS, no, not in the punch bowl you idiot, the washrooms are over THERE

*pisses on Aries head*
sorry your face resembeled a urnial

[DirtyDishSoap]

<<<Do you like my new avvy?<<<

Better than Aries's Butter Knife

[paranoid-android]

does this dress make me look fat?

[Aries]

does this dress make me look fat?

Look, it would be breaking the laws of physics if you got or looked any fatter, so no, the dress does not make you look fat j/k

[Aries]

Does anyone have anymore questions they'd like to ask me?

[Jafnhár]

Hmm, yeah, what did Odin whisper into the ear of Baldr?

[Aries]

Hmm, yeah, what did Odin whisper into the ear of Baldr?

Goodbye, brother??????????

[Jafnhár]

That'd be possible, but I guess that "son" would make a little more sense.

[Aries]

That'd be possible, but I guess that "son" would make a little more sense.

Oh, ok, I got mixed up there

[Guilty_Biscuit]

My 5 questions:

1. Why does my bank charge my for going overdrawn when they know I don't have any money?
2. Do people who buy bottles of Evian water know that 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'Naive'?
3. If the universe is expanding, why will the galaxy Andromeda eventually collide with the Milky Way?
4. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
5. What hair color do bald men have on their drivers' license?

[Aries]

My 5 questions:

1. Why does my bank charge my for going overdrawn when they know I don't have any money?
2. Do people who buy bottles of Evian water know that 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'Naive'?
3. If the universe is expanding, why will the galaxy Andromeda eventually collide with the Milky Way?
4. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
5. What hair color do bald men have on their drivers' license?

Ummmmmmmmm............. ok, a weird set, but I'll answer them

1. That bank is just trying to make up excuses to get more money out of you. I suggest you change banks.

2. I don't know, and I doubt it, as even though I've never bought one, it wouldn't be my interest to think about what it would be spelt backward.

3. Like a lot of things, that is one thing nobody's figured out. There are a lot of unexplained things in the universe, and that is one of them. If you want my guess, I think that scientists were right for the most part when they said that the universe is expanding, but didn't figure everything about it out.

4. I'd have to say that most people thought coconuts were, or maybe bananas.

5. The would probably have blond or brown, if they can't just say they're bald.

That naswer your questions well enough?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Where were you on the 5th of May?!
Where you in ca-hoots with Al Capone!?
Why are your panties in a bunch?!
Why are mine!?
Why did they invent ediable panties?!
Possibly to smuggle out cocaine right!?
WHOS YOUR MOTHER!?

[Aries]

Do you want me to answer those, or were they just outbursts?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Answer them damn you!