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Postby bird45 on Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:08 pm

I have only been on this site a short while and have unfortunately run into some real assholes who have multiple poor ratings. I joined this site for fun seems to me that there should be some sort of suspension if you get a certain number of negative ratings and then termination from the site.
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Re: Assholes

Postby Armandolas on Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:18 pm

Foe that kind of people move on and enjoy. There are many many nice people around ;)
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Re: Assholes

Postby BoganGod on Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:41 am

View the arseholes as helping you appriciate the nicer players on site. Use your foe finger, and maybe look in this forum/archives there was a thread in the past few months by that AD/HD kid from belgium. Whats his name Benga? <5minutes later> betiko anyway. Betiko had compiled a list of the worst rated players. You could go in and foe them. :lol: :lol: Maybe foe betiko as well, or at least keep him away from your live stock. Rural belgium evidently doesn't give a young man many opportunities for same species relations.

betiko you owe me a new goat. Don't bother returning freakns's ferret, he says you've had it that long he has gotten a new one. HardAttack found some hoop earrings in his camel's stall are they yours?
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Re: Assholes

Postby gannable on Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:27 pm

please include me on the asshole list

i try to be an asshole to my competitors, especially when I hit the patch of shitty dice on this infallible dice system
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Re: Assholes

Postby jefjef on Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:10 pm

Dear bird,

I'm one of the biggest assholes on this site and I have a higher rating than you. Which begs the question: Whats wrong with you?

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This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Assholes

Postby rhp 1 on Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:20 pm

jefjef wrote:Dear bird,

I'm one of the biggest assholes on this site and I have a higher rating than you. Which begs the question: Whats wrong with you?

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substantial difference between thinking you're a big asshole and actually being one... keep trying
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Re: Assholes

Postby betiko on Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:47 pm

Bogan I did send you a french goat you crippled asian midget fetichist! The freaking aussie customs still has it under quarantine for a couple of month. The news ain t good though. I heard they might have to kill Lilly BECAUSE those bastard Australians don t trust french goats!! She makes a fucking fine smelly cheese, you guys don t know what you re missing!!
I WILL NOT SEND YOU A SECOND ONE YOU ARE WARNED!!
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Re: Assholes

Postby t-o-m on Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:05 pm

People think ratings are a judge of them personally. In fact, only one of the three star sections calls your person into question – the other two rate your decisions. Regardless, people usually choose the same star rating across all three sections.

Are you calling for revolution, bird45, a change to the system?

I can see the headlines now.


BIRD45 IS OUR REVOLUTIONARY HERO

:-D :-D =D> =D> \:D/ :-o =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> \:D/ =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :-o \:D/ =D> =D> :-D :-D

It's so vivid.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-o :-o :-D :-D :-D :-D

We dream of this day, bird45, lead us!
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Re: Assholes

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:17 am

“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
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Re: Assholes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:42 am

View assholes as an opportunity to develop thicker cyber skin.
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Re: Assholes

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:11 pm

I like assholes
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Re: Assholes

Postby ntcbadabing on Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:40 pm

This old saying came to mind.. opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
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Re: Assholes

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:49 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:I like assholes


More than boobs?
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Re: Assholes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:04 pm

ntcbadabing wrote:This old saying came to mind.. opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.


Each human has one asshole.
Opinions are like assholes.
Therefore, each human has one opinion.
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Re: Assholes

Postby BoganGod on Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:17 am

Betiko, the goat you sent was a billy goat. Customs are investigating me for suspected customs fraud, possible drug importation and suspect I'm into gay german(bestality) style sex. You may like the smelly cheese that a billy goat produces, however it is a french food experience I'm happy to never taste.

Assholes - ass is the biblical/olde english word for donkey. Arse is the english speaker's(different to a merican spaker) word for the bottom/hind area of people and animals.

If I was going to be anal about the language we are using, I would be enquiring why we are discussing donkey's anuses.

Arseholes are everywhere. If you go looking for them(be aware there are some restrictions on how literal your search can be, lurking in toilet cubicles is frowned upon in most places, unless your a member of parliament or the clergy).

One of my favourite quotations about arseholes comes from the classic sci fi movie "SpaceBalls". Look it up if you don't know it.
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Re: Assholes

Postby ntcbadabing on Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:28 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
ntcbadabing wrote:This old saying came to mind.. opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.


Each human has one asshole.
Opinions are like assholes.
Therefore, each human has one opinion.


Is that an a=b=c thing? Never put the math to it before... there's like 7billion people in the world so I just never even tried.
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