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christians suck at risk

Postby heavycola on Thu May 17, 2007 12:32 pm

You really do. The bible might be fine as a guidebook on how to keep slaves or how to get swallowed by giant fish, but it leaves you all weak and exposed when it comes to world domination, which is what any decent religion should really be all about.

That said, does anyone want to play bertros bertros and me in a doubles match? 440322
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Postby willis on Thu May 17, 2007 12:34 pm

callouts are that way :arrow:
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Postby The1exile on Thu May 17, 2007 12:36 pm

This would probably go better in either callouts or flame wars :)

I'd play a doubles game with you prolly if flashleg would team with me, but I don't think we're a) religious or b) good with the map and cards. Still, if you want a real and non-theistic challenge, we'll have our current doubles done in a few days... :)
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Postby heavycola on Thu May 17, 2007 12:40 pm

willis wrote:callouts are that way :arrow:


I don't like to go outside this forum. People are mean out there and they use cusswords.

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Postby red bull on Thu May 17, 2007 12:40 pm

hopefuly luns will team up with me and by the way i out rank you :P
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Postby heavycola on Thu May 17, 2007 12:41 pm

red bull wrote:hopefuly luns will team up with me and by the way i out rank you :P


save it for the battlefield, bibleboy :twisted:
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Postby nagerous on Thu May 17, 2007 12:43 pm

I will fight the christians
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Postby red bull on Thu May 17, 2007 12:44 pm

onward christian soldiers marching off to war ...... :keeps humming :lol:
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Postby The1exile on Thu May 17, 2007 12:46 pm

To be fair, the Jesus Freaks did tie 4-4 with the RS when they last faced us... but then, we're mostly privates and sergeants, and certainly better suited to fight from the inside... also I won my match. Meh.
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Postby heavycola on Thu May 17, 2007 12:47 pm

well, i do suck at risk. Basically i ride on bertros' coatails. The smack talking i enjoy though.
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Postby red bull on Thu May 17, 2007 12:48 pm

heavycola wrote:well, i do suck at risk. Basically i ride on bertros' coatails. The smack talking i enjoy though.
i noticed .... hide behind the major :lol:
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Postby jay_a2j on Thu May 17, 2007 12:59 pm

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Come on with the blanket statements....lol (quite amusing) :P


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Postby btownmeggy on Thu May 17, 2007 5:35 pm

Oh, Stopper and I do. But it's all filled.

But you people should join our doubles games that we're looking to fill. Just PM Stopper for the password, 'cuz I've forgotten. IF YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS!
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Postby Serbia on Thu May 17, 2007 5:51 pm

I'm Christian, and I'm not that great at this game. But it's fun! :D

And speaking of games, I've got a doubles game I need to fill. (I don't know if my partner is Christian or not, but hey, free points here!)

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Postby Stopper on Thu May 17, 2007 6:03 pm

Christians and atheists, and those who aren't sure, can take us on at 428646, password "dubbles".

Don't come snivelling to us after you're beat, though, or she'll finish you off wit her gun.
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Postby Nephilim on Thu May 17, 2007 6:46 pm

hee hee, nice thread, heavy.....i wonder who the highest ranked christian on CC is......jay might be the highest fundamentalist....
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Re: christians suck at risk

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 17, 2007 7:24 pm

heavycola wrote:You really do. The bible might be fine as a guidebook on how to keep slaves or how to get swallowed by giant fish, but it leaves you all weak and exposed when it comes to world domination, which is what any decent religion should really be all about.

That said, does anyone want to play bertros bertros and me in a doubles match? 440322


Not christians, the christian fanatics.
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Postby Stopper on Fri May 18, 2007 8:19 pm

Stopper wrote:Christians and atheists, and those who aren't sure, can take us on at 428646, password "dubbles".

Don't come snivelling to us after you're beat, though, or she'll finish you off wit her gun.


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Postby hecter on Fri May 18, 2007 8:32 pm

Hmm… I'm an atheist and I suck at risk. Were as my Christian friend made it to major (without a prem). So what does that say…?
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Postby Whiteberry on Sat May 19, 2007 12:44 am

Are you suggesting that my score will go higher if I give up Christianity?
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Re: christians suck at risk

Postby alex_white101 on Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am

heavycola wrote:You really do. The bible might be fine as a guidebook on how to keep slaves or how to get swallowed by giant fish, but it leaves you all weak and exposed when it comes to world domination, which is what any decent religion should really be all about.

That said, does anyone want to play bertros bertros and me in a doubles match? 440322


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Re: christians suck at risk

Postby jay_a2j on Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am

strike wolf wrote:
heavycola wrote:You really do. The bible might be fine as a guidebook on how to keep slaves or how to get swallowed by giant fish, but it leaves you all weak and exposed when it comes to world domination, which is what any decent religion should really be all about.

That said, does anyone want to play bertros bertros and me in a doubles match? 440322


Not christians, the christian fanatics.



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Postby Bertros Bertros on Sat May 19, 2007 1:24 am

How would anyone find out, Jay? It's not like you wear your heart on your sleeve or anthing... :P

I've setup a couple of doubles... once cola's in he'll send you the details...
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Re: christians suck at risk

Postby luns101 on Sat May 19, 2007 1:59 am

heavycola wrote:You really do. The bible might be fine as a guidebook on how to keep slaves or how to get swallowed by giant fish, but it leaves you all weak and exposed when it comes to world domination, which is what any decent religion should really be all about.


Perhaps we do, but I'm still undefeated against the neutral armies in every game I've played.
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