if stalin hitler and roosevelt played CC....

by **Guilty_Biscuit** on Wed May 16, 2007 6:57 am

this gets bandied around a few other gaming sites so I thought I'd update it for CC in anticipation of a few updates...

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
*Game has been initialized*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol - sweet dice - byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt fortifies me some armies
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: my dice suck! this is fockin weak u guys suck
*Hitler[AoE] eliminated deGaulle from the game*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear a path so we can fortify each other
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler[AoE]: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*paTTon eliminated benny-tow from the game*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj paTTon
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF Eisenhower hax the dice hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my rank
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny-tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] was kicked out for missing too many turns*
benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i was on holiday omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny-tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to sit Roosevelts account.
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all - I'm sitting Roosevelt's account
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*tru_m4n eliminated T0J0 from the game*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny-tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny-tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny-tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

by **alex_white101** on Wed May 16, 2007 7:03 am

wow thats really long

by **Stopper** on Wed May 16, 2007 7:16 am

Very amusing though =D>

by **Daring Overlord5** on Wed May 16, 2007 7:32 am

If you know WWII its really funny

by **Kahless** on Wed May 16, 2007 7:33 am

Surely Eisenhower and Patton would have joined the game far later on :wink:

by **DiM** on Wed May 16, 2007 9:27 am

nice one. it was originally designed for Age of Empires though :wink:

by **Robinette** on Wed May 16, 2007 9:54 am

WWII in middle school street talk.... clever...

But perhaps the game should have started with N_Chamberlin forming a truce with Hitler, which Hitler breaks on the same turn.

And then Churchill takes N_Chamberlin's place.

by **Kahless** on Wed May 16, 2007 10:23 am

Maybe it should start back in 1918 with the Versailles treaty..

by **Stopper** on Wed May 16, 2007 12:27 pm

Or maybe start with the unification of Germany.

(The 1871 one)

by **vtmarik** on Wed May 16, 2007 12:33 pm

Roosevelt would win, all he did was sit around in his chair anyhow. *da-dum-pish*

And besides, Stalin would have had the dice shot the second they disobeyed him. *da-dum-pish*

In soviet Russia, the dice roll you!

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

by **The1exile** on Wed May 16, 2007 12:34 pm

Robinette wrote:WWII in middle school street talk.... clever...

Middle school street talk?

I really have to check out this street. Address?

by **red bull** on Wed May 16, 2007 12:46 pm

that was great :lol:

by **RobinJ** on Wed May 16, 2007 12:59 pm

Oh very clever Biscuit! Bravo! That must have taken some doing. =D>

Now do one of WWI :wink:

by **Incandenza** on Wed May 16, 2007 2:17 pm

RobinJ wrote:Oh very clever Biscuit! Bravo! That must have taken some doing.

Now do one of WWI

WWI? Nah... that was back when they let the defender roll, like, 5 dice... all you'd get is chat bitching about shattered offensives... :lol:

by **Syzygy** on Wed May 16, 2007 2:22 pm

Very well done Guilty,

by **Guilty_Biscuit** on Wed May 16, 2007 5:36 pm

DiM wrote:nice one. it was originally designed for Age of Empires though

I've seen it on a few sites. I just made a few changes to fit CC better. Hence the first words of the original post:

"this gets bandied around a few other gaming sites"

Should make it clear to everyone that this is not my own work :oops: