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What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Kid Moe on Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:30 pm

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick and tired of losing 7 vs 1, 15 vs 5, 9 vs 1, 11 vs 2 .

So I tried a couple of games vs. the Bots and WOW, my dice are on fire.....go figure 3 vs 3... win 2 vs 2....win 3 vs 3 win then attack 2 vs 1....win again!!!! The games mean nothing at all but count toward your win percentage....DUMB. Then I go back to playing by 12 player games and guess what........here we go again....lose 6 vs 1, 10 vs 2 etc. etc. etc. You get the picture.

I remember when there were 23000 players on this site and now what are we down to 11500? And it typical political fashion the morons on this site say there is nothing wrong!!!! HAHAHHAH It's all wrong!!!!!

I can remember when players were begging to pick their own colors.....what a simple request you would think....I guess not!!
Instead, lets's play against a computer and beat him 200 times to get a meaningless medal. Gimmie a break.

Oh you want a different color, play a 12 player game....there's a couple of new colors for ya! Thanks a lot

I don't care if you played real life risk and lost 4 vs 1 before.....I DON"T CARE!!!!! Almost 8000 games and it's the same nonsense.....I can't wait till someone switches the switch so I can start winning again........same story....almost made General, fall to Sgt. 1st class......same game plan all the time!!!!! Nothing changes except the outcome........

Talk about ruining a good thing.

Who runs this dumb site anyways? Let someone who actually cares about the site run it will ya

Ok, I feel better now.......Thank You

I'm Not Leaving Though :)
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby #1_stunna on Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:41 pm

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12:17:31 ‹Pixar› im gonna be fappin to that all night long
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby rhp 1 on Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:43 pm

Kid Moe wrote:I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick and tired of losing 7 vs 1, 15 vs 5, 9 vs 1, 11 vs 2 .

So I tried a couple of games vs. the Bots and WOW, my dice are on fire.....go figure 3 vs 3... win 2 vs 2....win 3 vs 3 win then attack 2 vs 1....win again!!!! The games mean nothing at all but count toward your win percentage....DUMB. Then I go back to playing by 12 player games and guess what........here we go again....lose 6 vs 1, 10 vs 2 etc. etc. etc. You get the picture.

I remember when there were 23000 players on this site and now what are we down to 11500? And it typical political fashion the morons on this site say there is nothing wrong!!!! HAHAHHAH It's all wrong!!!!!

I can remember when players were begging to pick their own colors.....what a simple request you would think....I guess not!!
Instead, lets's play against a computer and beat him 200 times to get a meaningless medal. Gimmie a break.

Oh you want a different color, play a 12 player game....there's a couple of new colors for ya! Thanks a lot

I don't care if you played real life risk and lost 4 vs 1 before.....I DON"T CARE!!!!! Almost 8000 games and it's the same nonsense.....I can't wait till someone switches the switch so I can start winning again........same story....almost made General, fall to Sgt. 1st class......same game plan all the time!!!!! Nothing changes except the outcome........

Talk about ruining a good thing.

Who runs this dumb site anyways? Let someone who actually cares about the site run it will ya

Ok, I feel better now.......Thank You

I'm Not Leaving Though :)



hahahahahahaha.. from brig to serg 1st? talk about peaking way above your means.. that ain't luck/dice... that's just.. well.. you....
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby t-o-m on Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:45 pm

Kid Moe,

Close your eyes and count to ten. Think of all the starving people in the world who lost 8 v 1, 16 v 5, 10 v 1 and 12 v 2.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby NoSurvivors on Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:20 pm

Man... you have some BAD first world problems...
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby frankiebee on Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:50 pm

Cry me a river. You should know better than this after 8000 games.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby AslanTheKing on Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:13 am

i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Kid Moe on Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:41 am

frankiebee wrote:Cry me a river. You should know better than this after 8000 games.


I do know better.......It doesn't mean I agree with it
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Razorvich on Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:55 am

MOJO...it all comes down the the RIGHT MOJO
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Gabriel13 on Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:27 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that

I don't know, I have been even close to below 1200 since I began this site. XD
You're just not good at the game.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Gweeedo on Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:40 pm

Sounds like you choked!

You hit 1600, choke...NOOO!
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby rhp 1 on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:20 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that


I've come to a conclusion... dice bitching=crutch for shit overall play
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Kid Moe on Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:25 pm

rhp 1 wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that


I've come to a conclusion... dice bitching=crutch for shit overall play



I've come to a conclusion........rhp1 you by far are the coolest, most profound, strategist on Conquer Club
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Serbia on Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:35 pm

Don't care.

Bollocks.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby trinicardinal on Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:25 pm

can this be merged with the other 1,000,000 threads now that the OP has vented his frustration (which is what I figure the thread was about)
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby rhp 1 on Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:21 pm

Kid Moe wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that


I've come to a conclusion... dice bitching=crutch for shit overall play



I've come to a conclusion........rhp1 you by far are the coolest, most profound, strategist on Conquer Club


I'll take one outta 3... profound? no. strategist? nope

keep crying though.. very attractive
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:14 pm

Visualize a positive outcome to the situation.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby chang50 on Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:20 pm

rhp 1 wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that


I've come to a conclusion... dice bitching=crutch for shit overall play


Soooo true,some players just over-estimate their own abiliy,simple as...you know the one's who cannot just say gg without adding some remark about how lucky you've been,even after soundly outplaying them :-s
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby BoganGod on Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:35 am

chang50 wrote:
rhp 1 wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:i dont think it is a coincidence that as soon i reach 1600
my dice play their tricks on me,
just lost an important game, in rd 2 i knew whats cooking

could it be that the dice behave strange from 1600 until 1800?
anybody made the same experience
and from 1000 until 1200 the dice are great? why is that


I've come to a conclusion... dice bitching=crutch for shit overall play


Soooo true,some players just over-estimate their own abiliy,simple as...you know the one's who cannot just say gg without adding some remark about how lucky you've been,even after soundly outplaying them :-s

Yes, those lovely people that when you win it is because your a lucky noob, where as they have been BRIG 5TIMES!!!!!!!!! I'm only lucky 48% of the time....
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby betiko on Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:04 am

ah come on... you do get really pissed when you miss the rolls the OP talks about, and when you get a streak of just this you do feel like eating your keyboard.
And yes, it also often happens that you outplay your opponent and you see how the dice give him the game with sorry ass moves all game.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby rhp 1 on Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:08 pm

betiko wrote:ah come on... you do get really pissed when you miss the rolls the OP talks about, and when you get a streak of just this you do feel like eating your keyboard.
And yes, it also often happens that you outplay your opponent and you see how the dice give him the game with sorry ass moves all game.



Ofc I get pissed @ bad rolls betiko.... I sure as f*ck don't care enough to post the 4 zillionth thread about "boohoo, my dice were not that gooder, I has a sad" I mean come on... just say "f*ck that bullshit" in game chat and get over it... everyone has bad dice, and everyone has long streaks of bad dice... and no, yours werent much more worserer... same level off bad... so go out and get some fresh air, you'll feel better...(speaking generally to op here betiko)
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby chang50 on Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:56 pm

betiko wrote:ah come on... you do get really pissed when you miss the rolls the OP talks about, and when you get a streak of just this you do feel like eating your keyboard.
And yes, it also often happens that you outplay your opponent and you see how the dice give him the game with sorry ass moves all game.


Mild irritation which disappears when I realise EVERYONE suffers more or less equally.It's a dice game,if a player can't handle the ups and downs of the dice they should play a non-dice game instead of being rude,obnoxious and whiney with their opponents.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby loutil on Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:35 pm

chang50 wrote:
betiko wrote:ah come on... you do get really pissed when you miss the rolls the OP talks about, and when you get a streak of just this you do feel like eating your keyboard.
And yes, it also often happens that you outplay your opponent and you see how the dice give him the game with sorry ass moves all game.


Mild irritation which disappears when I realise EVERYONE suffers more or less equally.It's a dice game,if a player can't handle the ups and downs of the dice they should play a non-dice game instead of being rude,obnoxious and whiney with their opponents.


Exactly...
It is simple if you understand regression toward the mean.
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby betiko on Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:07 am

I just feel like dicemoaning is sometimes a relief. I don t think i ve ever started a thread (uhh yeah i did, but it was more about trench moaning).
Anyways, what s up with not accepting dice bitching from the opponent? The other day i played a game vs ooge, a guy that i ve played often as opponent or partner. I was dicebitching quite much in gamechat after missing 3 spoils in escalating polymorph. He felt like it was insulting or something to see me curse the dice each time and told me he was going to foe me. Seriously??

Other fin story from yesterday, this guy billy07 or whatever his username is... A 4000+ general that plays like a lieutenant (wonder where he got the points) basically rolling everything down to 1, only focusing on a +1 bonus in escalating, not giving the correct protection to his players about to get killed, not targeting one of my guys... And cursing all day in gamechat. He was playing like shit, i had to mention it. The game was mine, and i fail a 24v1v1v1v3 which is 99,9% to kill one of his guys with 5 spoils, so i basically give him the game, i dice curse and he bitches that i dicecurse as he had much worse dice all game. Seriously?? So you can bitch each time you fail a 3v3 and miss a 99,9% game move fail that gives the game to the opponent shouldn t be mentioned? Lulz

Anyway, if you want easy points try to find games with that guy. Most overranked player i ve met!
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Re: What a Joke!!!!!

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:54 pm

rhp 1 wrote:
betiko wrote:ah come on... you do get really pissed when you miss the rolls the OP talks about, and when you get a streak of just this you do feel like eating your keyboard.
And yes, it also often happens that you outplay your opponent and you see how the dice give him the game with sorry ass moves all game.



Ofc I get pissed @ bad rolls betiko.... I sure as f*ck don't care enough to post the 4 zillionth thread about "boohoo, my dice were not that gooder, I has a sad" I mean come on... just say "f*ck that bullshit" in game chat and get over it... everyone has bad dice, and everyone has long streaks of bad dice... and no, yours werent much more worserer... same level off bad... so go out and get some fresh air, you'll feel better...(speaking generally to op here betiko)


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