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saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
aage wrote:Never trust CYOC or pancake.
aage wrote:Never trust CYOC or pancake.
Wiivja wrote:All should join these games, especially the top one:)
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Wiivja's utterances require a two-part response: first, a clarification of the prognosis implied by my previous letter; and second, a commentary on Wiivja's own prognoses. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: We must build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. Naturally, I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Wiivja that the point at which you discover that his conclusions are a farraginous amalgam of autism and Dadaism is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that he has been trying for some time to sell the public on a fanaticism-based government. Wiivja's sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: The best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to concoct labels for people, objects, and behaviors in order to manipulate the public's opinion of them. The emotional argument: Wiivja is a model citizen. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that as that last sentence suggests, it has been said that his publications are a public admission of his immaturity and insensitivity. I believe that to be true. I also believe that statements like, "One cannot help but notice that Wiivja's latest asseverations have arisen like a phoenix out of the ashes and failures of their conceited forebears" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. The justification Wiivja gave for seeking to move despicable antagonism from the virulent fringe into a realm of respectability was one of the most tyrannical justifications I've ever heard. It was so tyrannical, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: If Wiivja would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to keep our priorities in check. His cohorts get a thrill out of protesting. They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with Wiivja, and meeting some other corrupt scroungers is merely a social event. They're not even aware that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how we have fallen into Wiivja's trap. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.
I, for one, don't see how Wiivja can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that for the nonce, Wiivja is content to require religious services around the world to begin with "Wiivja is great; Wiivja is good; we thank Wiivja for our daily food". But one day, Wiivja will spawn delusions of heathenism's resplendence. It is my fundamental belief that his myrmidons are delighted with the potential for violent confrontation. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit. Vigilantism advances Wiivja's long-term goal of plutocratic global dictatorship. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is naive, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because once one begins thinking about free speech, about intolerant sots who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own birdbrained beliefs, one realizes that if Wiivja were to use more accessible language, then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Wiivja, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that if he isn't moonstruck, I don't know who is.
Wiivja desperately wants to be fashionable, yet Wiivja can't be trusted. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most brain-damaged boneheads. This is equivalent to saying that I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But I'm not very conversant with Wiivja's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that Wiivja's votaries fight more for the negative destruction of opposing ideologies than for the positive promotion of their own. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that Wiivja is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. In a lustrum or two, however, Wiivja is likely to switch to some sort of "produce nothing but filth" approach to draw our attention away from such facts.
Wiivja has it all wrong; I overheard one of his lickspittles say, "Wiivja knows 100% of everything 100% of the time." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to analyze Wiivja's slogans in the manner of sociological studies of mass communication and persuasion. His companions all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way Wiivja keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them.
It is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by Wiivja's prissy, scurrilous put-downs. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and reinforce notions of positive self esteem.
Still, there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will definitely persist as long as Wiivja continues to destroy our moral fiber. Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing him torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses his path. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if he finds a way to hurt people's feelings.
Whenever Wiivja announces that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future, his intimates applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that somebody has to fight for our freedom of speech. That somebody can be you. In any case, the central paradox of Wiivja's metanarratives, the twist that makes Wiivja's morals so irresistible to mumpish Neanderthals, is that these people truly believe that Wiivja should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. The first thing we need to do is to get Wiivja to admit that he has a problem. He should be counseled to recite the following:
* I, Wiivja, am an abusive dipsomaniac.
* I have been a participant in a giant scheme to provide ungrateful roustabouts with a milieu in which they can prey on people's fear of political and economic instability.
* I hereby admit my addiction to priggism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
Once Wiivja realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that once you understand his accusations, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Wiivja convince others that treasonous ribald-types are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy.
Perhaps Wiivja has some sound arguments on his side, but if so, he's keeping them well hidden; all the arguments I've heard from him are completely phlegmatic. Do you really want him to use terms of opprobrium such as "hate-filled desperados" and "biggety blusterers" to castigate whomever he opposes? I think not. His frightful, lubricious hariolations create a sophomoric, spleeny world of guilt and shame. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to spread awareness of the insane nature of his bons mots. The long and short of it is that Wiivja's goal is to institutionalize nativism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. This is abject sectarianism! I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But if you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem.
Wiivja's ultimata are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that his satraps once used to invade every private corner and force every thought into an inaniloquent mold. I can assure you that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this but Wiivja's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that his pranks are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive -- even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, by brainwashing his trained seals, who are legion, with denominationalism, he makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. I believe it was Hegel who said, "This is what his apparatchiks try to prevent us from hearing about on radio and television or reading about in popular magazines and large-circulation papers". Wiivja should hide his head in shame before the judgment of future generations, whose tongue it will no longer be possible to stop and which, therefore, will say what today all of us know to be true: Wiivja's older revenge fantasies were beer-guzzling enough. His latest ones are indisputably beyond the pale.
To oppose masochism, we must oppose jujuism. To oppose simplism, we must oppose commercialism. And to oppose Wiivja, we must oppose illiberal scoundrels. His victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Wiivja's flunkies, who loudly proclaim that Wiivja is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. Regardless of those peremptory proclamations, the truth is that when one examines the ramifications of letting him boss others around, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that I honestly hope you're not being misled by the "new Wiivja". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Wiivja's goal is still the same: to gag free speech. That's why I'm telling you that I feel no more personal hatred for Wiivja than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them. Wiivja claims that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of neurotic stereotypes. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another pushy attempt to introduce changes without testing them first. The hysteria and witch-hunts fueled by his hatchet jobs will spit in the face of propriety before the year is over. The sooner he comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. And that's what writing this sort of letter is all about. It's a way to win the culture war and save this country.
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
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