Jenos Ridan wrote:Neutrino wrote:Jenos Ridan wrote:mr. incrediball wrote:Jenos Ridan wrote:fluffybunnykins wrote:Pirate
there's more to life than washing... personal hygene is way overrated! walking up sheer walls is clever, but climbing rigging in a storm is well impressive. Throwing stars are cute, but canons go 'boom!' and make big holes in stuff. Ninjas don't get to say much at all, Pirates get to say yarp, argh, wench & avast. Being dressed all in black is cool, but being dressed all in black, but with white frilly bits, big boots and lots of leather straps, beeds and a hat is cooler. Plus I get to keep my beard & hair.
No contest
Agreed.
yar, agreed, we should make an alliance or sumthin
I'd say we have an accord, matey. Now, let's teach these ninja buggers some manners, savvy?
I think Ninjas already have quite a lot of manners, thank you very much, (at least until they shove a dagger through your spine) making them far superior to Pirates.
I'd pay many good schillings to see you try (and miserably FAIL) to use your Zen mediatation crap to stop incoming musket balls and cannon fire. Or a well-throw boarding axe, while I'm thinking about it.
Sneaking onboard a 16th-though-17th century English 'Race-Built' Galleon with a crew in the hundreds is an alien environment to someone trained to kill rich land owners in their sleep with a pillow. Even if you got onboard and killed one person, you still have to contend with the hundred-some others.
But to be worthy of sneaking on a ship, it would have to be one important person. Doing it the Pirate way, while effective, will get a lot of your and their troops killed, while a Ninja can result in only one death; theirs.
I will always support stealth and assassination over brute force anyday.
