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Who will win in this ficticious fight?

 
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WWIII?

Postby wrightfan123 on Wed May 09, 2007 6:20 pm

Does anyone here believe in the apocalyptic World War 3? Personally, I think it will all start in 2034 by Communist Texas (ceceded in 2018 with dictator Vince Young) invading Maxico. The US will intervene and enforce martial law in Austin. This will spark global debate and outrage within Texas's allies New Zealand (who have developed WMDs) and the ULASR (Union of Los Angeles Socialist Republic). Eventually, New Zealand will spark nueclear war by launching six five-magaton bombs at New York City. The US launches back, China gets pissed, fires at US and France, France retaliates, fires at ULASR and China, Ireland (which over run the UK in 2021) fires and China, New Zealand, and Russia, who fires at... okay you get the idea. Nueclear war ensues, killing of 90% of the world's population. Post your comments here.

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Postby dcowboys055 on Wed May 09, 2007 6:22 pm

lame...
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Postby CaptainPlanet on Wed May 09, 2007 6:29 pm

UK missing from the allies?
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Postby wrightfan123 on Wed May 09, 2007 6:33 pm

CaptainPlanet wrote:UK missing from the allies?


UK got over-run by Ireland
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Postby Stopper on Wed May 09, 2007 6:46 pm

wrightfan123 wrote:
CaptainPlanet wrote:UK missing from the allies?


UK got over-run by Ireland


I knew that would happen, but no-one ever listened to me.
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Postby The Gunslinger on Wed May 09, 2007 6:52 pm

the allies because they have america...by then california will fall off the continental U.S. and sink like atlantis
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Postby chewyman on Wed May 09, 2007 7:10 pm

Gonna go for the Central Powers because of China, which would have a superior economy to the USA if it lost Texas and LA in a civil war.

Just as long as you realise that you've posted the stupidest start to WWIII ever, right?
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Postby Spuzzell on Wed May 09, 2007 7:20 pm

This is a stupid poll.

Nobody would ever ally with Texas.
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Postby wrightfan123 on Wed May 09, 2007 7:20 pm

chewyman wrote:Gonna go for the Central Powers because of China, which would have a superior economy to the USA if it lost Texas and LA in a civil war.

Just as long as you realise that you've posted the stupidest start to WWIII ever, right?


exactally, total stupidity. btw guys, Texas ceceded, but California's already broken off
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Wed May 09, 2007 7:24 pm

Spuzzell wrote:This is a stupid poll.

Nobody would ever ally with Texas.


Oh now there you go, talking about Texas. You're just ticked about the Ireland thing. :D
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Postby The Gunslinger on Wed May 09, 2007 7:25 pm

Spuzzell wrote:This is a stupid poll.

Nobody would ever ally with Texas.


THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!
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Postby GreecePwns on Wed May 09, 2007 7:41 pm

How is Los Angeles, China, and New Zealand the Central Powers? They are no where near the middle of anything.
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Postby duday53 on Wed May 09, 2007 7:41 pm

nah i think the same thing would happen but with an exception. North Korea would start it then texas (why texas?) would join in.


what is the 10% that doesnt get blown up? Canada?
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Postby wrightfan123 on Wed May 09, 2007 7:44 pm

duday53 wrote:nah i think the same thing would happen but with an exception. North Korea would start it then texas (why texas?) would join in.


what is the 10% that doesnt get blown up? Canada?


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Postby duday53 on Wed May 09, 2007 7:45 pm

cool 8)
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Postby chewyman on Wed May 09, 2007 10:24 pm

Damn Canadians and their desire to survive a nuclear holocaust, damn them to hell!
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Postby s.xkitten on Wed May 09, 2007 10:40 pm

axis...or whatever is against the allies...simply because the allies have france...we're dead... :roll:
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Postby Skittles! on Thu May 10, 2007 12:32 am

GreecePwns wrote:How is Los Angeles, China, and New Zealand the Central Powers? They are no where near the middle of anything.


AUh-hmm.

You idiot. China is in East Asia, hasn't CC taught you that yet?
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Los Angeles. Well. I dono about that.
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Re: WWIII?

Postby Aimless on Thu May 10, 2007 12:53 am

wrightfan123 wrote:Communist Texas


Sorry, you lost it right there.

Spuzzell wrote:This is a stupid poll.

Nobody would ever ally with Texas.


Amen. And as a Texan, let me just add "good riddance to bad rubbish."
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Postby Titanic on Thu May 10, 2007 9:22 am

Where is the EU? Ireland overrun England...very imaginative. France are in it. What about all the other countries? Also, wheres Japan? and India? YOu kinda missed out quite a few of the worlds powers, but convieniantly included NZ and Ireland!

I'd say China will win it, they'll just do conscription, how are you menna kill 1.5 billion people?
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu May 10, 2007 10:40 am

Ireland... overrun the U.K?


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Postby The Gunslinger on Thu May 10, 2007 1:45 pm

Titanic wrote:Where is the EU? Ireland overrun England...very imaginative. France are in it. What about all the other countries? Also, wheres Japan? and India? YOu kinda missed out quite a few of the worlds powers, but convieniantly included NZ and Ireland!

I'd say China will win it, they'll just do conscription, how are you menna kill 1.5 billion people?


america will nuke'em. besides they would have to bring there all there soldiers across the pacific so it would take awhile.
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Postby RobinJ on Thu May 10, 2007 1:48 pm

Ever heard of MAD - Mutually Assured Destruction. Everyone will lose cos there will be hardly anyone left after it. I believe the Americans & co. might win but the cost would be so great that America would nearly have ceased to exist. Anyway, we have enough nuclear bombs to destroy the world many times over.
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Postby Titanic on Thu May 10, 2007 1:53 pm

If 90% of the worlds population die, its not going to be much of a war is it?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu May 10, 2007 1:58 pm

Personally I think the GFY coalition will win this one
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