Atlantis! [Competitive]

[anonymus]

wow! i feel so fortunate to be in the same clan as these impressive warriors.
(and yes boys, of course i shall cook, clean, do the laundry, and provide
other services as requested, without complaining or whining.

onward and upward and best of luck to us all!

and never go home to anon (he might lock you in his scary sex chamber and never let you out).)

Arama gets very possessive since i trapped him in there he doesn't want me to trap anyone else..

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[benga]

LOL another queen showing me the finger

sorry I don't get so easily provoked

[kuma32478]

AQoH would like to challenge Atlantis when you're man enough to accept.

[anonymus]

anonymus has been fixed now

how did you fix him? have you empowered him with mechanical hand that rolls only 6s? or you just str8en up his brain(although, i cant think of anyone being able to do that...)?

We just need to figure out our national drink, then we're all set.

no he just had me neutered.. reasoning within the clan was it seemed to work well with you.. so worth a shot..

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[IcePack]

Good luck guys. Hope to see you in the next cup and league. You have some land to conquer so get on with that!

Dako I don't think they are going to qualify for your entry requirements.
Unless they started today w 2 all doubles wars?

[Genoke]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

1. You might want to rethink number 1. If KORT used number 1, we would not have Foxglove, Rodion, JackMaxim, Josko.ri, Dougal McTavish, Nyvek, Cdogg85, Astoriana, ChipV, agonzos, etc We recruited all these players with less than 1000 games and would do so again in a heartbeat. In fact many of these people had less than 500 games. I think Josko and rodion were both under 300? 1000 is a ton of games. People can be good in 50 games. Why 1000?

You're right about that! We thought it over, so we changed the 'at least' in a 'preferably'.

[HardAttack]

be a good boy anon
calm down, calm down

[freakns]

be a good boy anon
calm down, calm down

you got it almost right!

[niMic]

Looks like a very solid group of players. Good luck to you!

[Genoke]

be a good boy anon
calm down, calm down

you got it almost right!

Yep that's our anon!

[Genoke]

AQoH would like to challenge Atlantis when you're man enough to accept.

Even without balls, we would accept the challege!

but remember, we don't have the clan yet...
you're in a clan war since februari
and i've never organized a clan war before

But you're our first victime!

send me a pm for more details please!

[John Deere]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

. People can be good in 50 games.

So what is your excuse?

[IcePack]

AQoH would like to challenge Atlantis when you're man enough to accept.

Even without balls, we would accept the challege!

but remember, we don't have the clan yet...
you're in a clan war since februari
and i've never organized a clan war before

But you're our first victime!

send me a pm for more details please!

[Bruceswar]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

. People can be good in 50 games.

So what is your excuse?

Sorry I had whip your butt first


Back on Topic.. Good luck to the new clan!

[freakns]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

. People can be good in 50 games.

So what is your excuse?

how can someone not love PACK after comments like this one is beyond me!!!

[Genoke]

Conditions for joining!
1. having experience (at least 1000 played games)
2. at least a win rate of 50% in teamgames
3. talkative in game chat
4. being without ego!
5. we'll check you out!
(exceptions can be made, but will be very rare)

. People can be good in 50 games.

So what is your excuse?

lol

[Genoke]

I've got the honor to welcome [player]Shaneback[/player] and [player]Vicfontaine[/player] in our midst!

[IcePack]

Nice pick ups

[Arama86n]

I've got the honor to welcome [player]Shaneback[/player] and[player]Vicfontaine[/player] in our midst!

Shiiiiiit
Shaneback is the man.

[Electricksabers]

I've got the honor to welcome [player]Shaneback[/player] and[player]Vicfontaine[/player] in our midst!

Shiiiiiit
Shaneback is the man.

Thanks Bud. Happy to be aboard.

[Denise]

Congrats on your new clan & your great line up. It looks strong.

[MrPanzerGeneral]

Congrats mateys on the new clan.

Anon. Do you want your bondage goats back now ?

[anonymus]

Congrats mateys on the new clan.

Anon. Do you want your bondage goats back now ?

MPG my favourite goat-farmer!
I can highly recommend this guy, all goats delivered with the MPG seal of approval after hard testing he makes sure only the VERY BEST goats are delivered to his very happy costumers!

although only order male goats from Mr Panzer.. in my last delivery 9 months later his bastard offspring popped out..


"the mpgoat is half goat half mpg." -source the internetz

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[MrPanzerGeneral]

Anon.
It saddens me to hear of a complaint about our service in such a way. Not least of all being as you are one of our most treasured VIP customers, whom generates much repeat business. I can assure you that "Lucy" was supplied by MPG Goat Distributors Inc. to your "agent" in the very best of pristine condition. We here at MPG Goat Distributors Inc. pride ourselves on supplying our customers with Goats in their purest, virginal, form. We cannot however be held responsible, nor accountable, for our merchandise after it leaves our control or by the action of Secondary Parties.

I refer you to our warranty policy (with pertinent parts highlighted) :

MPG Goat Distributors Inc. Limited Warranty -
Effective with Purchase of MPG Goat Distributors Inc. products after September 1, 2007.

1. LIMITED WARRANTY - MPG Goat Distributors Inc. warrants its products, if properly used and installed, to be free from defects in material and workmanship for a period of time from the date of invoice for 90 days. This limited warranty applies only to the original purchasers of MPG Goat Distributors Inc. products.
2. WARRANTY CONDITIONS - If returned products are: a) within the warranty period, b) accompanied by the proper Return Materials Authorization ("RMA") issued by MPG Goat Distributors Inc and c) found to be defective as determined by MPG Goat Distributors Inc. MPG Goat Distributors Inc. will at its option: 1) repair the defective product within 10 working days, 2) replace the defective product with a refurbished product or 3) issue a credit to the Purchaser for the current value of the product. For purposes of this Limited Warranty, "refurbished" means a product that has been returned to its original specifications.
3. WARRANTY VOID CONDITIONS - This limited warranty does not cover any failure(s) or defect(s) caused by misuse, accident, abnormal or unusually heavy use, improper handling, neglect, abuse, alteration, improper use, unauthorized modification, or causes external to the product such as, but not limited to, excessive heat, acts of Secondary Parties, or acts of God. This limited warranty will be void if evidence is seen of screw holes created by the Purchaser, more than four wires broken, or evidence seen of work performed or damage caused by a party other than MPG Goat Distributors Inc. This limited warranty does not cover expendable components, software supplied, experimental or developmental products, and compatibility issues with anything introduced to the product after the time of purchase. Under no circumstances will MPG Goat Distributors Inc.be responsible for other costs associated with product replacement or repair, such as labor, installation or other costs incurred by the Purchaser.

I also refer you to our Security Cam Footage (attached below) of your "agent" who went by the name of Draq.
Taken shortly after he picked up and "took delivery of" (in more ways than one), of "Lucy" for you.

[Arama86n]

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Omg... all we need now is for Bogan to come post, and the universe will be complete. Old school BoFM crew... <3

*please excuse the excessive use of smiley's... but I mean come ON!