St Patricks Day dice are broken

[Crazyirishman]

Today is Saint Paddy's and I've been having some major issues with my dice, I've checked my dice stats for the couple speed games that I played today and was deeply saddened.
Of all the days that I should have a good dice day, this should be the one. I am willing to substitute shitty dice on a day to be determined if in return I can actually win some attacks today.

[Funkyterrance]

You're not really Irish are you?

[rhp 1]

I'm not much of a dice bitcher... but those N's can be fkn devastating...