Christmas Gifts for CC Players

[Lootifer]

saxitoxin - me jumping out of a cake
BBS - a footbath
Woodruff - A wizard robe to go with his new hat
Phatscotty - A fancy smancy (and little bit camp) pistol holster
pimpdave - father ted back catalog
thegreekdog and haggis - join them for a pint at their local
john9blue - some truth serum
notyou2 - a voucher for a tattoo
2dimes - a bang bros subscription
Neoteny - a fedora with a feather
metsfan - a donkey and a plough
naziasian - a big bag of weed and some $1 bills for his local stripclub
doomyoshi - a couple of tabs of acid
Juan_Bottom - the communist manifesto on audiobook
BMO - naked pics of myself
Andy - the contents found inside 200 christmas crackers
AoG - Richie McCaws' "The open side"
Pedro - a whole bunch of small kiddy sized cans of spray paint.

[2dimes]

I don't want to google "bang bros" could someone be so kind as to briefly explain it in text? I'm pretty jelly of Woodruff there.


I'd grab a really nice ESEE for Juan Bottom.

[Lootifer]

I don't want to google "bang bros" could someone be so kind as to briefly explain it in text? I'm pretty jelly of Woodruff there.


I'd grab a really nice ESEE for Juan Bottom.

I was at a loose end as to what to get you, so I figured "who doesnt love porn?"

[2dimes]

I'm pretty indifferent to it to be honest but don't tell everyone.

[Lootifer]

I'm pretty indifferent to it to be honest but don't tell everyone.

In that case ill keep the subscription for someone else, maybe whitestazn can have that too.

You sir can have a nice leather bound writing journal instead.

[2dimes]

Thank you.

[pimpdave]

whitestazn88- a subscription to a bodybuilding magazine
squishyg- A big book that summarizes like, 250 classics so she can sound well read at dinner parties
john9blue- fireman's calendar 2013
Army of GOD- a ping pong table, huge sleeve of red solo cups, a plastic pitcher, a few ping pong balls and a keg
Woodruff- a mirror, so that he may investigate it!
THORNHEART- renewal of subscription to Juggs and Ammo
jonesthecurl- a set at Caroline's
DirtyDishSoap- gift card at favorite tattoo parlor
clapper011- those poofy white wings girls wear sometimes on halloween
InkL0sed- an upgrade from mapquest
Phatscotty- guest appearance on a radio talk show-- but a liberal one where they shut him down!
Night Strike- all expenses paid vacation at Jurassic Park. Bon Voyage!
Metsfanmax- tickets to see the Mets in the 1969 World Series, but when he gets there, HE GETS BANNED FOR THREE MONTHS
nagerous- fanfiction script of Elliot Smith biography movie
rdsrds2120- tickets to something he really wants to see or do, but when he gets there, HE GETS BANNED FOR THREE MONTHS
jimboston- tickets to the ballet but he actually goes, then a chance to work with a real home decorator, where he'll get to pick out the new drapes!
Symmetry- a jar of vaseline and a slideshow of his favorite posts he's made.
Neoteny- tickets to see Muse when they pass through his town

[Neoteny]

Everyone: the materials to make a Gauss Rifle. For self defense, of course.

[muy_thaiguy]

A bag of dog fieces for each and every one of you.

[Funkyterrance]

A bag of dog fieces for each and every one of you.

Are those like reeces pieces?

[muy_thaiguy]

A bag of dog fieces for each and every one of you.

Are those like reeces pieces?

Tell you what, stick your hand in the bag, grab a handful, and put it in your mouth and see how it compares.

[x-raider]

Everyone: the materials to make a Gauss Rifle. For self defense, of course.

Why, Thanks.

[Funkyterrance]

A bag of dog fieces for each and every one of you.

Are those like reeces pieces?

Tell you what, stick your hand in the bag, grab a handful, and put it in your mouth and see how it compares.

Tell you what, I'll trade your bag of fieces for my bag of feces?

[muy_thaiguy]

A bag of dog fieces for each and every one of you.

Are those like reeces pieces?

Tell you what, stick your hand in the bag, grab a handful, and put it in your mouth and see how it compares.

Tell you what, I'll trade your bag of fieces for my bag of feces?

You keep both and compare. Deal? Deal.

[Lootifer]

Everyone: the materials to make a Gauss Rifle. For self defense, of course.

Way to Phatsco up the thread, now go buy me some cool shit.

[marpesia]

I FEEL SO SLIGHTED, AND SHUNNED! NO ONE WANTS TO SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT....
OH WELL.. *SIGH*

How about I wrap myself in a box and mail me to you? Would you like that gift ?

YES PLEASE!!!!

[Gillipig]

I FEEL SO SLIGHTED, AND SHUNNED! NO ONE WANTS TO SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT....
OH WELL.. *SIGH*

How about I wrap myself in a box and mail me to you? Would you like that gift ?

YES PLEASE!!!!

*Gillipig makes breathing holes and writes: "To Marpesia" on the box*

[2dimes]

I hope someone sent some fresh diapers on ahead of that box of Gillipig.

[Gillipig]

I hope someone sent some fresh diapers on ahead of that box of Gillipig.

Aww, you jealous ?

[2dimes]

Of you or her?

[nietzsche]

we celebrate christmas in mexico too.

[notyou2]

notyou

Wow, thanks buddy.

[notyou2]

we celebrate christmas in mexico too.

Do the drug wars cease for a day?

[nietzsche]

we celebrate christmas in mexico too.

Do the drug wars cease for a day?

i mean i want gifts too.

[marpesia]

I FEEL SO SLIGHTED, AND SHUNNED! NO ONE WANTS TO SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT....
OH WELL.. *SIGH*

How about I wrap myself in a box and mail me to you? Would you like that gift ?

YES PLEASE!!!!

*Gillipig makes breathing holes and writes: "To Marpesia" on the box*

Marpesia anxiously awaits that "package"!!!!!