Several diners were treated for shock by ambulance crews.

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:30 pm

I've been trying to figure out the best title for this since I found it. That's the best I could think of, it's quoted from the article about the guy in London that removed his own man's part.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html

by **s.xkitten** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:33 pm

lol...omg, that is so bad...and yet so funny

by **duday53** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:34 pm

by **vtmarik** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:35 pm

They're reattaching it? Apparently he really didn't want it that badly, considering what he did.

Reattaching such a dangerous organ is only going to make him want to do it again.

If i had been at that restaurant, I probably would've started applauding, telling people that the "food was OK, but the floor show was spectacular!"

by **willis** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:35 pm

............................... :lol:

.......................... :lol:

by **Scorba** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:54 pm

According to the BBC article they failed to reattach it.

I see the Sun have helpfully put a large picture of a knife in their article, in case any of their readers don't know what one looks like.

by **duday53** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:55 pm

that must have hurt a lot!

by **Aries** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:00 pm

duday53 wrote:that must have hurt a lot!

Ya think!!???? :lol:

by **Genghis Khant** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:04 pm

I bet no one's going to order a pepperoni pizza from there in a hurry.

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:07 pm

someone in another forum wrote:Here's your 7 inch sausage with extra cheese sir.

by **trestain** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:14 pm

anyone know what the name of the restuarant (zizi) means in french :lol:

It means willy :lol:

by **duday53** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:19 pm

is that actually a real story?

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:20 pm

duday53 wrote:is that actually a real story?

No, I made it up, Are you impressed with the web page?

by **Genghis Khant** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:22 pm

duday53 wrote:is that actually a real story?

Yup. Here it it from a more credible source http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:29 pm

Genghis Khant wrote:
duday53 wrote:is that actually a real story?

Nope. Here it it from a more credible looking source also made up by 2dimes http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

All the british guys are in on it, I'm good at this kind of thing no doubt. I went to great lengths for this gag let me tell you.

by **Guidocks** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:34 pm

i dont think that that restaurant will be getting many customers in the near future . . .

by **2dimes** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:41 pm

This could be good for business. They cleaned up the mess and now everyone in town knows the place. I'd go check it out if I have the chance.

You could tell everyone "I ate pizza at the place that crazy guy mutilated himself at."

by **GustavusAdolphus** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:50 pm

Cutting off your dick in a restaurant must take some huge balls.

by **CrazyAnglican** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:02 pm

vtmarik wrote:They're reattaching it? Apparently he really didn't want it that badly, considering what he did.

Reattaching such a dangerous organ is only going to make him want to do it again.

If i had been at that restaurant, I probably would've started applauding, telling people that the "food was OK, but the floor show was spectacular!"

ROFL

by **pancakemix** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:14 pm

GustavusAdolphus wrote:Cutting off your dick in a restaurant must take some huge balls.

Did you look that over before you posted it?

by **GustavusAdolphus** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:18 pm

pancakemix wrote:
GustavusAdolphus wrote:Cutting off your dick in a restaurant must take some huge balls.

Did you look that over before you posted it?

Yeah, I did. The statement is a paradox. That's why I said it. Because it is funny. And because I didn't think I would have to explain it. Apparently, I overestimated you.

by **pancakemix** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:18 pm

GustavusAdolphus wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
GustavusAdolphus wrote:Cutting off your dick in a restaurant must take some huge balls.

Did you look that over before you posted it?

Yeah, I did. The statement is a paradox. That's why I said it. Because it is funny. And because I didn't think I would have to explain it. Apparently, I overestimated you.

I still think it's funny. That's why it's in my sig.