who are you most likely to give the last parachute to ...

[patches70]

Sure, why not? Who can't appreciate a good one? And yeah, you're still kinda racist.

Is being "kinda racist" like being "kinda pregnant"? Is there really such a thing as "kinda racist"? If so, please define that if you would. I seek understanding because I've never met any girl who was "kinda pregnant". It seems that one either is or isn't (be it Pregnant or Racist).

No it isn't. I think you're kinda racist.

Are you in a habit of using terms that you can't define?

Define "define".

Refer to Bill Clinton's "what is 'is'?"

[Symmetry]

Sorry Patches, Game of Thrones is on, so I'll leave you to whatever justification you can find for a tawdry thread about posters you would like to die.

[Baron Von PWN]

Sorry Patches, Game of Thrones is on, so I'll leave you to whatever justification you can find for a tawdry thread about posters you would like to die.

To be fair its a thread about which poster you would prefer to die, or live. No reason to only look at it negatively.

[john9blue]

relax guys, it's just a thread about who you would rather see take the risk of death.

if you give someone a parachute, they will go skydiving, and sometimes parachutes fail.

so, the person you don't give the parachute to will land and disembark safely, while the person you give the parachute to might end up as a puddle on the ground.

vote accordingly.

[whitestazn88]

This poll is between a guy who defends america and a douchebag. who do you think I'm giving the parachute to?

[DoomYoshi]

Read this a few years ago, but dug it up for all the people like me who are going to die more likely to leap out of a plane without a parachute.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/safety/4344036

And of course, if you want less adulterated info:

http://www.greenharbor.com/fffolder/ffresearch.html

[saxitoxin]

The Latin Showdown of Falko vs Nietzsche was billed as one of the hottest matchups in the parachute games but it's turned out to be a bust.

[BigBallinStalin]

In a sudden spirit of egalitarianism, I voted for Falko to keep the votes tied at 3 to 3.

[Falkomagno]

Suddenly, the damaged plane, full of precious medicine for the nose, is about to crash. The two passengers looked each other. In one side, there is the Mexican version of a renown philosopher, in the other side a delusional Colombian. There is only one parachute left.

Who will be the one who take it? The strongest? The fastest? The wittiest?

It will be decided with a rational discussion about who is more important for society?. Or better, with a toss of a coin. No, is a death or life decision, so it should be done correctly. A freaking popularity contest! That will do!



Whatever, let’s vote for the hottest avatar

[Neoteny]

These go so quickly; I'm sad I missed some of the votes. I could have made a difference!

[BigBallinStalin]

Vote for Nietz to restore the balance please!

[kentington]

I tried but I need more to restore the balance. Can I get a couple extra votes? American Idol lets you vote up to 10 times.

[Maugena]

This is quite possibly one of the most interesting topics.
Kudos, Saxi. ;D

[shieldgenerator7]

SO I read the last page and half just to listen to symmetry and patches troll each other?

[Haggis_McMutton]

The Balance has been restored.

[Falkomagno]

Damn it. I should be the worst politician in the history. Before saying a word i was winning with ease, then I showed up, and suddenly is a tie. I would be defeated even by the republican party...

[spurgistan]

I voted for KoolBak on the sneaking suspicion that he was a member of The Gang

[shieldgenerator7]

I'm not voting. I don't know either of them very well. I'd tell them to share the parachute

[nietzsche]

DIEEEEEEEEEE FALKOMAGNO!!!

[nagerous]

no moderator battles?

[Aradhus]

I demand a rematch against a less formidable opponent...

Ok, I request a rematch. I mean I'm not going to beg or anything.

Please may I have another go in the plane?

Ok, I request grovellingly..

Oh f*ck it then I'll beg! I'm on my hand and knees, ain't like you haven't had me in this position before Saxi.

[shieldgenerator7]

I'll choose nag over TBK, tho it's a hard choice, because I see nag around a lot more I think (and he's in the mafia forum)

[Lootifer]

ain't like you haven't had me in this position before Saxi.

If he, like myself, have heard the rumors about your "ability" then Id hazard to guess he hasnt had you there.

[Lootifer]

Oh and sorry Nag, but the otter > all

[Aradhus]

ain't like you haven't had me in this position before Saxi.

If he, like myself, have heard the rumors about your "ability" then Id hazard to guess he hasnt had you there.

You bastard! It was you who spread those rumours wasn't it?! YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!