Hold Onto Your Nuggets

by **oVo** on Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:31 am

This sounds absolutely nuts, then again this was a fundraiser
and is not the purchase of an obsessive nugget collector.

The McWashington

by **Symmetry** on Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:50 pm

Maybe that's what he looks like now. Someone should check the corpse.

Maybe it's a sign that Washington's revolutionary ideals were intended to result in the Happy Meal.

Perhaps it's a divine critique on the dollar menu costing four times as much as a quarter and yet excluding such nuggets [of Washington's wisdom].

Maybe it's a sign of the apocalypse where chicken McNuggets will replace the dollar as a global currency.

I note that the image is reversed, from coin to tasty McNugget though, so there is a strong possibility that it was Satan.

The important thing is that there is no consensus, and we should teach the controversy.

by **Phatscotty** on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Maybe there are just to many successful people in America with more money than they know what to do with and nothing better to spend it on

by **Criticalwinner** on Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:38 pm

Mmmmm. Chicken Nuggets. Now made with .1% chicken.

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:41 pm

I wonder how many famous figures I've eaten in the past. Darn.

-rd

by **oVo** on Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:56 pm

I think this little nugget has a crustier appearance than the original.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:10 pm

by **owenshooter** on Sun Mar 12, 2017 6:42 pm

ok... this is the most disturbing portion of the story to me:

Speight says her children didn't eat the chicken during a McDonald's visit three years ago. She was about to toss it, then spotted Washington's resemblance. Speight stashed the McNugget in her freezer.

eBay had temporarily taken down the auction last month because it violated rules regulating expired food.

She later received an email from eBay Inc. saying the company was "willing to make exceptions to help your cause."

where did she find said nugget? how was she able to ascertain the age of said nugget? was this located in a vehicle? betwixt couch cushions? under a bed? found under a set of drawers?
how in the hell is she able to say it was three years old?!!! anyway, wow... i don't want to see this woman's home or trailer... even worse, now i am imagining they found it during the taping of an episode of Hoarders... ugh... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

p.s.-true story... there was a house across from my junior high that a cat lady lived in. you could smell it on the playground, in the gym, in the classrooms, when the wind blew just right... i'm talking 2, 2 1/2 football fields away... i saw her on an episode of hoarders and they pulled almost 100 dead cats out of her garage, house, etc... soooo, disgusting... but good to know that i was RIGHT, even way back then, little teenie bopper black jesus, was always right...