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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:34 pm

Post the Funnyist Fake Urls you can think of!
"the ojective is that you top the URL above you.

Ill go first:
http://www.ChineseFirefighter.com
[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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Postby pancakemix on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:36 pm

This is retarded.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm

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Postby hecter on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm

I would say http://www.imapedophile.com but it turns out that one actually exists…
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm

I know! Thats what makes it funny!
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 pm

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Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 pm

Nothing tops mine yet.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:40 pm

ranck3 wrote:Nothing tops mine yet.


yours sucked.
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:40 pm

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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 pm

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Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby ranck3 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 pm

[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:42 pm

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't
spend quite enough time considering how their online
names might appear ... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of
the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web
site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2 Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where
programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island
at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in
New South Wales , mate!
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's
always
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at
their wacky Web site,
http://www.speedofart.com
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Postby hecter on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:43 pm

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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:48 pm

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Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:49 pm

I get all of them but #8
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Postby s.xkitten on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:57 pm

cumming first?
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Postby hecter on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:59 pm

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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:01 pm

s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?
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Postby hecter on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:02 pm

Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:03 pm

Fircoal wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?


It is if it happens to someone else :P
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:03 pm

hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?

:lol: ty, Now I get it.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:05 pm

hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:06 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.


Don't they're going to know it sometime in their life. :lol: and the teens say things like that more then the adults. Probably. :lol:
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:06 pm

haha i loved those links..
btw ranck3..you should be ashamed you're the assistant head of ASA..you should just go to Spamalot
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Postby hecter on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:07 pm

Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.

Yes, but it somehow got turned into the ejaculate.
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