Get to Know a CCer - I GOT SERVED

[I GOT SERVED]

Soo....uhh.....yeah

Ask away peoples.

[Vincent M]

Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?

and can I have one of those taco flavored kisses?

[Anarkistsdream]

Age? Place of Birth? First name? Education Level? Occupational Aspirations?

[Vincent M]

Social Security #? Credit Card #? Layout of your face? 3 outfits you always wear?

[I GOT SERVED]

Who?

Me + my friends that you can't see

What?

Lead pipe

When?

October 30th, 1974

Where?

Ya know that place......with the stuff? Yeah.

Why?

Because I could.

How?

With some lube, and a hell of a lot of elbow grease

and can I have one of those taco flavored kisses?

Depends on how good you've been

[DirtyDishSoap]

How badly did you just get served?

[I GOT SERVED]

Age?

16

Place of Birth?

Chesire County, NH

First name?

Andre

Education Level?

Still in high school

Occupational Aspirations?

Not sure yet. Still have to figure that shit out.

[I GOT SERVED]

Social Security #? Credit Card #? Layout of your face? 3 outfits you always wear?

Social security: 423 19.....wait a sec.....

Don't own a credit card.

Face = in the "Post a picture of yourself thread" (I might post it again in here later)

3 outfits? Anything that doesn't smell.

[I GOT SERVED]

How badly did you just get served?

Here's the story behind that:

One night, me and my friends were chillin, watching a movie. After the movie, on of my friends remembered a really cool game where one person was blindfolded. I don't remember the description of the game though.

But what happened was that all of my friends volunteered me to go first. So I get blindfolded. Then, without warning, my friends grab me, and throw me into the trunk of a car. I think it was a station wagon, because one of the sides was a cage.

After what felt like an hour of driving (but it was probably 15 minutes), the car stopped. I was dragged out of the back, and then I was forced to stand up on a chair. Then, my friends proceeded to duck tape me to the side of a building.

But this was no ordinary building, it was a frat house. Now mind you, I was a freshman in high school at the time, so this was my first experience with a frat house of any sort (not counting Animal House).

So after my friends duck taped me, then took the chair out from under my feet, and stuck some sort of a sign on my chest. I later found out that this sign said: "Freshman" in rather large letters.

I was heckled for about half an hour, I think. Then my friends took pity on me, and took me down. Then, on the van ride back to my home, I simply said: "Wow, I think I just got served"


But fret not, revenge was had, and here it is:


To start, I got them back individually by playing simple practical jokes, like tying doorknobs together (I live in a dorm, so this works perfectly), filling umbrellas with flour so that once they open up, the person holding it gets covered in flour, putting worms in peoples shoes, simple stuff like that.

But I did have a Coup de Grace.

Firstly, you must know that the door knob to one of my friends rooms was really fucked up. The locking mechanism was reversed for some reason. So you could lock the inside of the room, but the outside was always unlocked.

So one night, me and my friends had decided to watch a movie in my friends room (the one with the reversed lock). Fortunately, he had just stocked up on Axe (the deodorant that reeks, especially if you put too much on) earlier that week.

I went in earlier in the day and stole all of my friends Axe.

Fast-foward to the night that I'm watching the movie. I leave to "go to the bathroom" Instead, I grab all of the Axe that I stole earlier. I get some duck tape, and tape down the button that sprays the Axe. I open the door just a crack, then toss it in.

Now repeat the above process 5-6 times.

All of my friends puked. All over the place. Now imagine that mess. Axe + Puke + Smelly dorm room = Living Hell.

I was satisfied.

[Vincent M]

How badly did you just get served?

Here's the story behind that:

One night, me and my friends were chillin, watching a movie. After the movie, on of my friends remembered a really cool game where one person was blindfolded. I don't remember the description of the game though.

But what happened was that all of my friends volunteered me to go first. So I get blindfolded. Then, without warning, my friends grab me, and throw me into the trunk of a car. I think it was a station wagon, because one of the sides was a cage.

After what felt like an hour of driving (but it was probably 15 minutes), the car stopped. I was dragged out of the back, and then I was forced to stand up on a chair. Then, my friends proceeded to duck tape me to the side of a building.

But this was no ordinary building, it was a frat house. Now mind you, I was a freshman in high school at the time, so this was my first experience with a frat house of any sort (not counting Animal House).

So after my friends duck taped me, then took the chair out from under my feet, and stuck some sort of a sign on my chest. I later found out that this sign said: "Freshman" in rather large letters.

I was heckled for about half an hour, I think. Then my friends took pity on me, and took me down. Then, on the van ride back to my home, I simply said: "Wow, I think I just got served"


But fret not, revenge was had, and here it is:


To start, I got them back individually by playing simple practical jokes, like tying doorknobs together (I live in a dorm, so this works perfectly), filling umbrellas with flour so that once they open up, the person holding it gets covered in flour, putting worms in peoples shoes, simple stuff like that.

But I did have a Coup de Grace.

Firstly, you must know that the door knob to one of my friends rooms was really fucked up. The locking mechanism was reversed for some reason. So you could lock the inside of the room, but the outside was always unlocked.

So one night, me and my friends had decided to watch a movie in my friends room (the one with the reversed lock). Fortunately, he had just stocked up on Axe (the deodorant that reeks, especially if you put too much on) earlier that week.

I went in earlier in the day and stole all of my friends Axe.

Fast-foward to the night that I'm watching the movie. I leave to "go to the bathroom" Instead, I grab all of the Axe that I stole earlier. I get some duck tape, and tape down the button that sprays the Axe. I open the door just a crack, then toss it in.

Now repeat the above process 5-6 times.

All of my friends puked. All over the place. Now imagine that mess. Axe + Puke + Smelly dorm room = Living Hell.

I was satisfied.

*thinks he suspected that Q*

[DirtyDishSoap]

THEY GOT SERVED!

[Vincent M]

How badly did you just get served?

Here's the story behind that:

One night, me and my friends were chillin, watching a movie. After the movie, on of my friends remembered a really cool game where one person was blindfolded. I don't remember the description of the game though.

But what happened was that all of my friends volunteered me to go first. So I get blindfolded. Then, without warning, my friends grab me, and throw me into the trunk of a car. I think it was a station wagon, because one of the sides was a cage.

After what felt like an hour of driving (but it was probably 15 minutes), the car stopped. I was dragged out of the back, and then I was forced to stand up on a chair. Then, my friends proceeded to duck tape me to the side of a building.

But this was no ordinary building, it was a frat house. Now mind you, I was a freshman in high school at the time, so this was my first experience with a frat house of any sort (not counting Animal House).

So after my friends duck taped me, then took the chair out from under my feet, and stuck some sort of a sign on my chest. I later found out that this sign said: "Freshman" in rather large letters.

I was heckled for about half an hour, I think. Then my friends took pity on me, and took me down. Then, on the van ride back to my home, I simply said: "Wow, I think I just got served"


But fret not, revenge was had, and here it is:


To start, I got them back individually by playing simple practical jokes, like tying doorknobs together (I live in a dorm, so this works perfectly), filling umbrellas with flour so that once they open up, the person holding it gets covered in flour, putting worms in peoples shoes, simple stuff like that.

But I did have a Coup de Grace.

Firstly, you must know that the door knob to one of my friends rooms was really fucked up. The locking mechanism was reversed for some reason. So you could lock the inside of the room, but the outside was always unlocked.

So one night, me and my friends had decided to watch a movie in my friends room (the one with the reversed lock). Fortunately, he had just stocked up on Axe (the deodorant that reeks, especially if you put too much on) earlier that week.

I went in earlier in the day and stole all of my friends Axe.

Fast-foward to the night that I'm watching the movie. I leave to "go to the bathroom" Instead, I grab all of the Axe that I stole earlier. I get some duck tape, and tape down the button that sprays the Axe. I open the door just a crack, then toss it in.

Now repeat the above process 5-6 times.

All of my friends puked. All over the place. Now imagine that mess. Axe + Puke + Smelly dorm room = Living Hell.

I was satisfied.

this is glorious

[flashleg8]

Revenge is sweet!

[I GOT SERVED]

Revenge is sweet!

Why yes, revenge certainly tastes sweet.

[diddle]

um....wow....anyway; What do you do on a Friday night at 5:00pm?

[I GOT SERVED]

um....wow....anyway; What do you do on a Friday night at 5:00pm?

I tend to party. The exception of this being tonight

[diddle]

we'll throw you a party.....woop...woop! wow, that rocked

[wiggybowler]

nice revenge

[I GOT SERVED]

we'll throw you a party.....woop...woop! wow, that rocked

Yes, that twas quite the partay.

[wiggybowler]

What made you want to join Spamalot.

[I GOT SERVED]

What made you want to join Spamalot.

Well, I orginally thought that they had dental.

But I was already on board when I found out that they didn't have any dental. So I just decided to stay.


And I just love that aftertaste that spam leaves in the back of your throat. mmmm......*drools*

[wiggybowler]

Is that with or without the special hecter sauce all spam comes in.

[I GOT SERVED]

Is that with or without the special hecter sauce all spam comes in.

You add just a hint. Too much, and it overpowers the spam. You have to get it juuust right.

[Cynthia]

have you done anything you're very proud of?

[I GOT SERVED]

have you done anything you're very proud of?

Hmmm.....Nothing of note as of right now.

But I am working on my Eagle Scout Project right now, so once that get finished, I'm gonna be very proud of that.