General Confessionals

[jgordon1111]

i confess i watch most of all of your games secretly so i can steal your strategies/could you come up with some winning ones please i am getting my butt kicked

[Army of GOD]

I confess that my penis is larger than yours

[AndyDufresne]

I confess that my penis is larger than yours

In how many dimensions?

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I confess, I need to take my turns, but may put them off til morning.


--Andy

[tkr4lf]

I confess...I masturbate nightly using my own tears as lubrication.

[AndyDufresne]

I confess, I recently missed a turn in a couple of games recently. Darned early mornings.


--Andy

[JoshyBoy]

I confess I can be a grumpy miserable bastard most of the time on here.

[Gillipig]

I confess, when I joined Conquer Club in 2006, I thought about creating multis to get around the game limit.


--Andy

bad monkey

I confess to being mentally lazy, sometimes ill tempered and unreliable.
I often start tournaments, team games and other activities that I don't finish and I'm horrible at taking my turns in general.
How was it with that Ripped and Shredded usergroup Joshy?

[jammyjames]

I am not really a girl. I am a unicorn. The girl in my avi was my handler, may she RIP, she was stabbed through the chest by a single horn.

I know the real truth about BeXx

[aes.KoBraH]

i confess that my aesthetics are sick!

also i confess i'm desperate for some free premium

[natty dread]

I confess, when I was new to the internet, I would post pointless things on web forums out of sheer excitement and novelty.

[Gillipig]

I confess, when I was new to the internet, I would post pointless things on web forums

You still do my friend . And so do I probably.
I confess that I do not believe in god. Somehow Santa's more appealing to me. He gives out free stuff if you haven't been a very bad boy. Jesus can't compete with that. turning water into wine pff I don't even like wine.

[AndyDufresne]

I confess, I lapsed into missing a few turns again this week.


--Andy

[pancakemix]

I confess that I was once warned for having an oversized signature.

Oh, the days of AK_Iceman.

[AndyDufresne]

I confess, I've yet to try a faster speed game...but I will sometime over the next week I think...maybe this weekend!


--Andy

[niMic]

I confess, I have no idea how I ever had 3379 points.

Not completely unrelated, I also confess that I've missed many more turns over the years than I'd have liked. So much so that it says 99% turns taken.

[Victor Sullivan]

I confess that I lost two Speed games today because my Internet timed out on me

-Sully

[Pirlo]

I confess:

- I spammed live chat social over & over and got away with it because Ace Rimmer who was Chatters Head is ma friend.
- A week later, Ace Rimmer got tired of me and banned me for a 24 hours when I intentionally spammed with 6 chat mods there.
- I was 24 hours live chat banned because of "bigotry" .. I thought it was a bad joke because most people think I'm a bi-sexual when InsomniaB!tch accused me of homophobia
- I once spammed live chat when no mods were there, but some douche reported me and I got 3 days banned.
- I was officially warned by Clapper011 over my "PENIS!" posts a month or a couple ago.

[Dukasaur]

I confess that I sometimes get bored when reading the forums.

[AndyDufresne]

I confess, that I sometimes get on the forum when I am bored.


--Andy

[niMic]

I confess that I am bored.

[natty dread]

I confess that I boned.

[jgordon1111]

I confess some of you are funny some of you are not
I confess I thought some seriously Ill stuff about metsfan when he locked my suggestion topic,because of the flaming and baiting. I got over it.

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

uh, forgive me fahthuh Sully for I have sinned,

I have:
- impure thoughts about several of the women on CC -- but only the nicer looking ones
- pillaged many a 100-500 completed game private-sgt and stole their points
- near-flamed/baited/trolled, but usually only when provoked. . .but it's a slippery slope
- speaking of slippery slopes, Betty Lou let me give her a pearl necklace, but, I digressed
- Coveted people's points, heavy on the covet Sully
- Murdered someone in a freakish Waterloo dubs; gave the bodies a Christian burial
- enjoyed being spanked by clapper and Tisha in an Iberia trips

. . oh, and drank some of the sacramental wine. well, that's all for this week, see you next Thurs.

[Victor Sullivan]

That'll be fifteen Hail Marys and a bacon cheeseburger.

-Sully

[AndyDufresne]

I confess, I generally stink at large multiplayer games.


--Andy